Short Love Messages

Can’t fit a long love message to your twitter post and looking for Short Love Messages? Search no more ‘coz you’re in the right place. Below is our collection of Short Love msgs that you can copy and send to your friends via text/sms or paste in your facebook or twitter accounts.

Short Love Messages Collection

  • You know what’s cute? It’s when you’re sad, and I smile at you and suddenly you feel fine..:) nyt..
  • Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice but falling in love with you I had no control over.
  • There is no other joy than to be with you. If i were to choose just one moment to have on replay in the reel of time, it is being with you.
  • Love me when I least deserve it, because that’s when I really need it.
  • Are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind all day
  • If beauty were time, you’d be eternity
  • If kisses were raindrops, I’d send you a storm.
  • I Can’t find a reason why would God give you to me. Maybe the question is how did God knew that I needed someone like you
  • If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you!
  • Let’s commit the perfect crime, I’ll steal your heart, and you steal mine.

Funny Love Quotes – Tagalog

Who says love is always like a drama? Love can be fun too, so if you are looking for Tagalog Funny Love Quotes?,  Below is our collection of Funny Tagalog Love Quotes and text messages that you can copy and send to your friends via text/sms or paste in your facebook or twitter accounts.

Funny Love Quotes Tagalog Collection

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  • Mahal daw kita? Weh?
    Close daw tayo? Owss?
    As in pa nga daw eh? Ngeek!
    Mahalaga ka daw saken? Talaga ha?
    Well. Oo, Baket may reklamo?
  • BOY: Kaya mong mapasabi sayo and salitang I Love You.
    GIRL: Sus! As ka naman. Sige nga try.
    BOY: Sabihin mo Blue
    GIRL: Blue
    BOY: Sabihin mo Love.
    GIRL: Love
    BOY: 20
    GIRL: 20
    BOY: Oh kitams! Nagawa ko. Nasabi mo din.
    GIRL: Eh wala naman eh. Nasaan I Love You dun?
    BOY: I Love You too!
  • Bakit di mo subukang ipa blood test ako?
    Nang malaman mong ikaw ang type ko…haha

Funny Quotes About Life

Looking for funny quotes about life? Search no more ‘coz you’re in the right place. Below is our collection of funny quotes about life that you can copy and send to your friends via text/sms or paste in your facebook or twitter accounts.

Funny Quotes About Life Collection

  • My son first wanted to go to Stanford, which I thought was OK. The weather is pretty good and it’s fairly short drive to the beach. But it wouldn’t be as good as let’s say, Pepperdine, which is in Malibu. And he said, ‘Dad what about the education?’ I said, ‘Clearly, I failed as a parent’ – Larry Ellison
  • Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect – Steven Wright
  • There is rarely a sale on beer because the demand is always high so there’s no need to create a buzz

More Quotes about life will be added soon..

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Mother’s Day Quotes and Messages

Please send this Mother’s day quoptes and text messages to all the mothers out there. For all mothers, this is your day! Happy Mothers’ day!!

  • Moms are not as physically strong as dads are… But if you happen to look at the hands that nurtured us from that 9 mos of us in their wombs up to where we are now, you’d see the strength that has sculpted a big part of ourselves… And if you happen to witness the flow of tears for all the pains that they have endured.. For all the hardships that they battled to defend us and keep us free from harm… Behind the fragile vulnerable looks of moms, a battle survivor stands tall for the people they love and and to keep that promise to protect for all times of their lives… Happy mothers’ day to all Mothers! Continue reading “Mother’s Day Quotes and Messages”

Quotes About Life

Looking for life quotes? Search no more ‘coz you’re in the right place. Below is our collection of quotes about life and text messages that you can copy and send to your friends via text/sms or paste in your facebook or twitter accounts.

Quotes About Life Collection

  • NEVER be AFRAID to try something NEW because LIFE gets BORING when you stay within the LIMITS of what you already KNOW. Have a great week ahead GUYS! 🙂
  • In the end, it’s not going to matter how many breath you took, but how many moments took your breath away – Shing Xiong
  • When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile
  • Live with no excuses and love with no regrets – Montel
  • Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep – Carl Sandburg
  • About all you can do in life is be who you are – Rita Mae Brown

More Life Quotes

  • Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact – William James
  • Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one’s definition of your life. Define yourself – Harvey Fierstein
  • The purpose of life is a life of purpose – Robert Byrne
  • This life is worth living, we can say, since it is what we make it – William James
  • While there’s life, there’s hope – Marcus Tullius Cicero
  • A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life – Charles Darwin
  • All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make, the better – Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on – Henry Ellis
  • Do not dwell in the past, do not dram of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment – Buddha
  • He who has a why to live can bear almost any how – Friedrich Nietzsche

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Sarcastic Quotes

Feeling sarcastic and b**chy? Below is our collection of sarcastic quotes and sarcastic messages that you can copy and post to your facebook and twitter accounts to express your feelings. Feel free to browse and share with your friends.

Sarcastic Quotes Collection

  • Even if everyone looks at me as a b*tch, it doesn’t mean I am one. The most crucial thing is how I treat myself not to be what others think of me. It’s not my fault to be better than others. It’s someone else’s fault to get insecured with me. Jealousy is an emotional disease. To those who hate me. Get well soon!
  • Keep your friends close and keep your enemies closer
  • Kill Your Enemies With Kindness
  • Your smile can be compared to a flower. Your voice can be compared to a cuckoo. Your innocence can be compared to a child. But in stupidity? you have no compariso- You’re the best!
  • I just want you to be reunited with your Lord and Maker.Very soon, I pray.
  • Revenge Is Best Served Cold…
  • Did you fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down?
  • I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
  • My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.
  • I’m not anti-social, I just don’t like you
  • I know you are nobody’s fool, but maybe someone will adopt you one day.
  • This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
  • Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.
  • The people who talk more are actually the ones who know less.
  • Better to remain silent and be thought of as fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
  • The fool thinks he has won a battle when he bullies with harsh speech, but knowing how to be forbearing alone makes one victorious. – Samyutta Nikaya I, 163

Tagalog Enemy Quotes and Messages

Here’s a collection of tagalog enemy quotes. Hope you’ll enjoy them 🙂 Just be careful before pasting them to your enemy’s facebook wall 🙂

Tagalog Enemy Quotes Collection

  • Di ko kailangang MAKIPAGTALO para lang MAPATUNAYAN na MATATAG akong tao. Minsan kailangan ko rin MANAHIMIK di dahil TAKOT ako.Kundi dahil ang MATINONG tulad ko ay di dapat PUMATOL sa mga taong kaLEVEL ng “ASO! – Copied from Renelyn Viernes’ status 🙂
  • Dear Girls, Hindi pumapatol ang mga MAGAGANDA, sa mga taong INGGITERA!
  • Ang mga taong mahilig mag patama o mag parinig ay parang mga taong my BARiL na magaling lang kumasa , pero di naman marunong TUMiRA NG DiREKTA!
  • Ang mga taong mapag panggap ay parang ipis lng na lumilipad…
    FEELING BUTTERFLY!
    Sarap Tsinelasin…
    LOL!
  • Kahit gaano karami pera mo brown at mabaho pa rin tae mo.
  • Kahit gaano karami ang pera mo, hindi niyan mababago ang masangsang na pagkatao mo!
  • Mas maingay ang lata kapag walang laman
  • LINTIK lang ang walang ganti” at lalong lalo na, “MATA lang ang WALANG LATAY
  • Hindi mo kailangan ng beautician, kailangan mo magician! duhh!
  • Wag na wag kang maglalakad ng walang kasama sa labas!
  • umarte ng naaayon sa ganda.
  • Pag binato ka ng Bato, Batuhin mo Bakal
  • Belo ang kailangan mo hindi photoshop!
  • Kung mapera ka, bakit di ka bumili ng bagong mukha maranasan mo man lang gumanda.
  • Magsisimba kang may bulak sa ilong…
  • Di porque ikaw ang huling nagsalita ibig sabihin nabara mo yung ka usap mo! Malamang nabababawan lang sila sa yo kaya di ka na sinasagot…o kaya sobrang walang kwenta tingin sa yo at di ka karapat dapat patulan!
  • Ay, hindi! Hindi ka mali! Kelan ka ba naman nagkamali??!! Tama ka lagi! Kaya sa sobrang tama mo, tamaan ka sana ng kidlat!!!
  • Ay, pasensiya na! Ordinaryong tao lang ako! Di ako isang diyosa na tulad mo..napakaganda ng itim mong kilikili na sumisilip sa mga braso ng isang wrestler….bagay sa yo ang mga sleeveless at fitting na sinusuot mo. Para kang isang kumakatas na suman Grabe! You are such a babe!
  • Ang babaeng MABAIT, talo ng MAGANDA.
    Ang babaeng MAGANDA, talo ng MA-APPEAL.
    Ang babaeng MA-APPEAL, talo ng SEXY.
    Pero ang MABAIT, MAGANDA, SEXY at MA-APPEAL … TALO NG MALANDI.
    lolz tumpakz!!!

Birthday Quotes, Greetings and Messages

Looking for Birthday Quotes and Birthday Greetings text messages? Search no more ‘coz you’re in the right page . Below is our collection of Birthday Wishes , Birthday Greetings and Birthday text messages that you can copy and send to your friends via text/sms or paste to the celebrant’s wall.

Birthday Wishes, Greetings and Messages Collection

  • It’s a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
  • On your birthday, special one, wish that all your dreams come true.  May your day be filled with joy, Wonderful gifts and goodies, too. Happy Birthday!
  • Happy Birthday, and many more! We hope you make it to a hundred and two, Because we always want to have the special pleasure of knowing you
  • Lovely message for a lovely person from lovely friend for a lovely reason at a lovely time from a lovely mind in a lovely mood in a lovely style to wish you Have a Lovely Birthday!
  • I hope all your birthday dreams and wishes come true.

More Birthday Wishes, Greetings and Messages

  • May today be filled with sunshine and smiles, laughter and love. Happy Birthday!
  • Before the clock strikes 12, let me take the opportunity, to let you know that you, have grown a year more. Happy birthday!

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Sad Love Quotes – Tagalog

Looking for sad love quotes tagalog or broken hearted quotes? Search no more because you are in the right place. Below is our collection of tagalog sad love quotes and text messages that you can copy and send to your friends or paste in your facebook or twitter accounts.

Sad Tagalog Love Quotes Collection

  • Sa pag ibig kailangan pumili minsan. Pipili ka ng maporma at bigla ka naman iiwan at sasaktan. Minsan makakapili ka lng ng simple lng pro Pucha! Di mo alam na sa simpleng paraan nya lng pala aka nya sasaktan.
  • Maling iwasan ka pero ginawa ko.
    Maling mag alala pero ginawa ko.
    Maling mahalin ka pero ginawa ko.
    Pero ang kalimutan ka, Damn! Bat ang yun ang di ko magawa?
  • Kung talagang para sayo ang isang tao, mawala man xa sayo ng mahabang panahon magkikita pa rin kayo kapag tama na ang mali at kapag pwede na ang di dapat.
  • May oras na darating na ang kailangan nang magkahiwalay kahit ayaw mo. La kang magawa, naiisip mo, Kailan kaya kami pwedeng magkita? Pero sa totoo, nasasaktan ka lng aminin na totoong nasa isp mo. Makikita mo pa kay sya?
  • I was once hurt by someone I really love.
    I don’t want to give up even if it hurts.
    But one day I did, asking myself why?
    Pagod nko magmahal ng taong di para sayo.
  • Ang hirap maging ex lang. Di mo alam magseselos ka, kung magagalit ka. Kung magtatampo ka sa kanya. Bakit anong pakialam mo na panghimasukan ang buhay nya? Isa ka na lng nakaraan diba?
  • My friend asked me, Mahal mo p ba?
    Then I replied, Sobra
    They asked me again, Ba’t di mo ipaglaban?
    I just whispered, Masaya na sya, guguluhin ko pa ba?

  • Minahal kita noon pero pinabayaan mo ako. Minahal kita ngayon pero binalewala mo. Ngayo minahal mo ako pinakawalan ko. Bakit ngayon mo pa ako minahal? Nagayong may mahal na akong iba.
  • Di ba masarap magkaroom mg theme song para sa mahal mo? Di nakakasawang pakinggan. Pero nang magkahiwalay kayo and dating kantang nagbibigay buhay sayo, ang syang kantang uni unting dumudurog sa puso mo.
  • Alam mo minsan sumasagi sa isip ko kung ako nga talaga ang mahal nya kasi ang hirap paniwalaan ang taong puro salita at iyak lang. Pero intindihin ako di man lang magawa.

I hate Valentine’s Day Quotes

Ok, I know you’re broken hearted, and your most hated occasion is valentine’s day.. Cheer up, there’s nothing wrong with that, there’s nothing wrong in being one of the anti valentine’s day people 🙂

I hate Valentines Day Quotes and Messages collection

  • I was told not to hurt the heart of whom I love so much, but when I was so busy taking care of that heart, I didn’t noticed, my own was bleeding. No Happy Valentine’s day for me.
  • Love Sucks:
    Love sucks for those loving someone in secret.
    Love sucks for those in love with a friend
    Love sucks for those who got cheated on, used got played.
    Love sucks for those who can’t get the love back.
    Love sucks for those in love with the wrong person at the wrong time.
    Love sucks for those who has the kind of love unaccepted by society.
    Love sucks for those who got ditched and left behind.
    Love sucks for those secretly in love with their best friend.
    Love sucks for those who got rejected.
    Love sucks for those who can’t move on.
    Love sucks for those who waited for nothing.
    Yes, love may suck,but whatever story you may have, loving someone is still the best feeling you’ll ever get. So Happy Love month, Sucker! 🙂
  • The worst feeling isn’t being lonely, it’s knowing you’ll never be remembered by the person you’ll never forget. 🙁
  • I never regret loving a stupid person in the past. At least he was lucky enough to experience the love I had for him.Too bad he wasted it!! I hate Valentine’s day!
  • The message of tooth ache:  “Even the sweetest thing on earth can hurt. Good Morning. Happy Love Month c:
  • Forget about the men in your past… they didn’t make it to your future for a reason.

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