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Funny Quotes About Life Collection
- My son first wanted to go to Stanford, which I thought was OK. The weather is pretty good and it’s fairly short drive to the beach. But it wouldn’t be as good as let’s say, Pepperdine, which is in Malibu. And he said, ‘Dad what about the education?’ I said, ‘Clearly, I failed as a parent’ – Larry Ellison
- Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect – Steven Wright
- There is rarely a sale on beer because the demand is always high so there’s no need to create a buzz
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Looking for life quotes? Search no more ‘coz you’re in the right place. Below is our collection of quotes about life and text messages that you can copy and send to your friends via text/sms or paste in your facebook or twitter accounts.
Quotes About Life Collection
- NEVER be AFRAID to try something NEW because LIFE gets BORING when you stay within the LIMITS of what you already KNOW. Have a great week ahead GUYS! 🙂
- In the end, it’s not going to matter how many breath you took, but how many moments took your breath away – Shing Xiong
- When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile
- Live with no excuses and love with no regrets – Montel
- Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep – Carl Sandburg
- About all you can do in life is be who you are – Rita Mae Brown
More Life Quotes
- Believe that life is worth living and your belief will help create the fact – William James
- Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one’s definition of your life. Define yourself – Harvey Fierstein
- The purpose of life is a life of purpose – Robert Byrne
- This life is worth living, we can say, since it is what we make it – William James
- While there’s life, there’s hope – Marcus Tullius Cicero
- A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life – Charles Darwin
- All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make, the better – Ralph Waldo Emerson
- All the art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on – Henry Ellis
- Do not dwell in the past, do not dram of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment – Buddha
- He who has a why to live can bear almost any how – Friedrich Nietzsche
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Ok, I know you’re broken hearted, and your most hated occasion is valentine’s day.. Cheer up, there’s nothing wrong with that, there’s nothing wrong in being one of the anti valentine’s day people 🙂
I hate Valentines Day Quotes and Messages collection
- I was told not to hurt the heart of whom I love so much, but when I was so busy taking care of that heart, I didn’t noticed, my own was bleeding. No Happy Valentine’s day for me.
- Love Sucks:
Love sucks for those loving someone in secret.
Love sucks for those in love with a friend
Love sucks for those who got cheated on, used got played.
Love sucks for those who can’t get the love back.
Love sucks for those in love with the wrong person at the wrong time.
Love sucks for those who has the kind of love unaccepted by society.
Love sucks for those who got ditched and left behind.
Love sucks for those secretly in love with their best friend.
Love sucks for those who got rejected.
Love sucks for those who can’t move on.
Love sucks for those who waited for nothing.
Yes, love may suck,but whatever story you may have, loving someone is still the best feeling you’ll ever get. So Happy Love month, Sucker! 🙂
- The worst feeling isn’t being lonely, it’s knowing you’ll never be remembered by the person you’ll never forget. 🙁
- I never regret loving a stupid person in the past. At least he was lucky enough to experience the love I had for him.Too bad he wasted it!! I hate Valentine’s day!
- The message of tooth ache: “Even the sweetest thing on earth can hurt. Good Morning. Happy Love Month c:
- Forget about the men in your past… they didn’t make it to your future for a reason.
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