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- WOMAN to DOC: Thank you for making me a virgin again for my wedding night. It was perfect, the blood, the pain and it only cost 50pesos! How did you do it?
DOC : I tied your PUBIC hair together! - KUMARE 1: Nag-away kami ng pare mo kasi gusto niya sa sex dog style
KUMARE 2: What’s wrong with that?
KUMARE 1: Eh gusto niya na naman sa DAAN din! - In a rape trial, the victim was asked by a lawyer: Did you scream for help?
LADY : Yes sir.
LAWYER: Did anyone came?
LADY: Yes sir….he did… then I did - STUDENT : Mam, how can we get BETACAROTENE?
TEACHER : Manood ka ng beta, kumain ka ng carrot, tapos humawak ng OTEN - sa math class:
ryan:ARAY!!bakit ka ba naniniko??
raul: ayaw mo magpakopya kasi..
ryan:sumbong kita kay teacher,MAM SI RAUL PO NANINIKO!!!!
TEACHER: RAUL “ALAM MO BANG MASAKIT ANG MANIKO”?
raul:YEHEY!! WALANG PASOK NGAYON MASAKIT DAW MANI NI MAM!!!! - A doctor is in danger of losing his license to practice medicine. He was caught having sex with his patients. Its such a shame. Sayang talaga, he was a good veterinarian pa naman
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