Text Quotes and Text Messages 0576: Funny Love Story

April 3, 2009 · Filed Under Chain Letters and Messages · 6 Comments 

This is really funny..

How to Stay Married

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They
had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had
kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a
shoebox in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband
never to open or ask her about. Read more

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Text Quotes and Text Messages 0526-0535: Funny Halloween Quotes, Text Messages and Stories

October 14, 2008 · Filed Under Halloween Quotes and Text Messages · 4 Comments 

Ok, this is an advance post haha… I’ll be updating this later.

I’m still waiting for my friends to send me some Halloween Quotes

Update: I decided to include both english and tagalog halloween quotes and text messenges.

English Halloween Quotes and Messages

0526. What do you call a monster with no neck?  The Lost Neck Monster. Read more

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Text Quotes and Text Messages 0361 – 0380: Jokes and Funny Text Messages

January 10, 2008 · Filed Under Jokes, funny text messages · 5 Comments 

A collection of Jokes and Funny Text Messages you can send to your friends :)

0361. A nice philosophy in life: “Everything always ends up alright, If things are not alright, then it’s not yet the end” :)

0362. DIVORCE VS. MURDER
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”The pharmacist’s eye got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.
Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide! “The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now, that’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.” Read more

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Text Quotes and Text Messages 0281 – 0300: Funny Tagalog Quotes and Erap Jokes

January 3, 2008 · Filed Under Tagalog Quotes · 56 Comments 

Make your friends smile by this huge collection of Tagalog Funny Quotes and text messages :)

0281. Wag kang malungkot o magdaramdam kapag ika’y nag iisa…sapagkat sa mata ng DULING….ika’y dalawa…tandaan mo, hanggat may DULING, di ka nag iisa!

0282. Sabi nila: kapag nadapa ka, bumangon ka!
Sabi ko naman: Paano kung nadapa ka sa hubad na katawan ng taong kinababaliwan mo?…
Sige nga, babangon ka pa ba??!

0283. Kung nurse ka, paano mo sasabihin sa pasyente na mamamatay na sya?
Pasyente: Mamamatay na ba ako?
Nurse: Nanunuod ho ba kayo ng Marimar?
Pasyente: Oo.
Nurse: Hindi nyo na ho matatapos

0284. ‘pag may problem ka, lapitan mo lang ako, di kita iiwan.
Yayakapin lang kita ng mahigpit, at itatanong ko lang sayo…“ano ba gusto mo?” … matador, Colt 45. emperador o red horse??

0285. Seswertehin ka sa pag-ibig ngayong taon…kung magiging akin ka!!! yun yun eh Read more

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Text Quotes and Text Messages 0201 – 0210: Tagalog Jokes

December 23, 2007 · Filed Under Tagalog Quotes · 13 Comments 

Looking for Tagalog Jokes? here are some Jokes that was forwarded to me by my friends. I can’t help but laugh :)

0201. Sa tuwing may tampuhan, madalas sabihin, ‘Sorry di ko sinasadya’….’Sensya na di na mauulit’…’Galit ka pa ba?’… di ba mas masarap pakinggan kung sasabihig ‘Eto P1000.00 bati na tayo ha?’ :)

0202. Mahirap kapag walang nagmamahal…walang karamay sa problema…madalas walang kausap…malamig ang pasko pati na ang valentines…..Pero ang mas mahirap mag isa……’kapag naka sakay ka sa seesaw! di gagalaw! badtrip!

0203. Aaminin ko…sa lahat ng mga ka text ko…ikaw ang gusto ko..masaya kang ka text…IBANG IBA KA SA KANILA……kasi ….di ka nag rereply…

0204. DAD: anak bading ka ba?

SON: aba dad alam nyo ba na takot sa akin ang mga classmates ko? Respetado ako sa school.
DAD: talaga anak?
SON: Oo dad! tawag nga nila sa akin… MAHAL NA REYNA!

0205. May 2 lalaking magkapatid.
b1: Gising na dyan, kakain na tayo, pumili ka na don
Bumangon si b1 at tiningnan kung ano ang ulam.
B2: o isang tuyo lang yun, ano pagpipilian ko
B1: ang sabi ko pumili ka kung kakain ka o hindi :P Read more

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