Text Quotes and Text Messages 0361 - 0380: Jokes and Funny Text Messages

January 10, 2008 · Filed Under Funny Text Messages, Jokes · 2 Comments 

A collection of Jokes and Funny Text Messages you can send to your friends :)

0361. A nice philosophy in life: “Everything always ends up alright, If things are not alright, then it’s not yet the end” :)

0362. DIVORCE VS. MURDER
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”The pharmacist’s eye got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.
Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide! “The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now, that’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.” Read more

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