Text Quotes and Text Messages 0361 - 0380: Jokes and Funny Text Messages

January 10, 2008 · Filed Under Funny Text Messages, Jokes · 2 Comments 

A collection of Jokes and Funny Text Messages you can send to your friends :)

0361. A nice philosophy in life: “Everything always ends up alright, If things are not alright, then it’s not yet the end” :)

0362. DIVORCE VS. MURDER
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”The pharmacist’s eye got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.
Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide! “The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now, that’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.”

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Text Quotes and Text Messages 0341 - 0360: Friendship Quotes and Text Messages

January 7, 2008 · Filed Under Friendship Text Messages · 6 Comments 

0341. It doesn’t mean I care no more when I prefer to be silent…remember that presence is not measured on how often you talk, but its how often you listen don’t worry, I’m just here….Always….

0342. I can be a lover, a player, a flirt. but that’s just not my style…I’m nothing but a good person, with a naughty sweet innocent smile :)
0343. Harry Potter visited me last night and invited me to hogwarts where I can see magic, I was about to go but I changed my mind…Why? Because I thought of something better to do.. and that’s to experience magic with you :)

0344. When my arms can’t reach SPECIAL people like you, I hug them with my prayers. May you be filled with STRENGTH, LOVE, PEACE and BLESSINGS. God Bless!
0345. You can never changed the past nor control the future but you can change the mood of the day by touching someone’s….
….
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‘Private Organ’
‘THE HEART’
now your smiling :)

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Text Quotes and Text Messages 0321 - 0340: Inspirational Quotes and Messages

January 4, 2008 · Filed Under Inspirational Quotes and Text Messages · 1 Comment 

More Inspirational Quotes and Text Messages you can send to your friends and loved ones.

0321. Life holds no promises to what will come our way. It makes no guarantees as what we will have. It just gives us time to make choices and to make chances.

0322. Life is like a music…It has its high notes and low notes. No matter how high or low, KEEP IN TUNE with God and you’ll never go out of tune in the music of life.

0323. The life and love we create is the life and love we live.

0324. Do you love life? then, do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of.

0325. Life is not lost by dying! Life is lost minute by minute, day by day, by dragging day in all the small, uncaring ways.

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Text Quotes and Text Messages 0301 - 0320: Love Quoteslove

January 4, 2008 · Filed Under Love Quotes and Text Messages · 2 Comments 

Secret Love? Sweet Love? another love quotes collection for you to share with your friends

0301. I am passing this message to the person:
- Who makes me smile,
- Who is special,
- Who is a part of my life,
- and someone I will treasure forever

0302. How to keep someone? Try to be perfect, but not too much. Be considerate but don’t tolerate Be good but not too nice Be consistent, not persistent and most of all… JUST LOVE, Never ask…

0303. Where the heart is willing, it will find a thousand ways, But where the heart is weak, it will find a housand excuses!

0304. Caring for someone is like a tree– it’s not measured by how tall it could be but by how the roots have grown deep.

0305. The finest part of a good person’s life is the little unknown acts of kindness and love. We obtain happiness not because we do great things but because we do small things with great love

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Text Quotes and Text Messages 0281 - 0300: Funny Tagalog Quotes and Erap Jokes

January 3, 2008 · Filed Under Tagalog Quotes · 10 Comments 

Make your friends smile by this huge collection of Tagalog Funny Quotes and text messages :)

0281. Wag kang malungkot o magdaramdam kapag ika’y nag iisa…sapagkat sa mata ng DULING….ika’y dalawa…tandaan mo, hanggat may DULING, di ka nag iisa!

0282. Sabi nila: kapag nadapa ka, bumangon ka!
Sabi ko naman: Paano kung nadapa ka sa hubad na katawan ng taong kinababaliwan mo?…
Sige nga, babangon ka pa ba??!

0283. Kung nurse ka, paano mo sasabihin sa pasyente na mamamatay na sya?
Pasyente: Mamamatay na ba ako?
Nurse: Nanunuod ho ba kayo ng Marimar?
Pasyente: Oo.
Nurse: Hindi nyo na ho matatapos

0284. ‘pag may problem ka, lapitan mo lang ako, di kita iiwan.
Yayakapin lang kita ng mahigpit, at itatanong ko lang sayo…“ano ba gusto mo?” … matador, Colt 45. emperador o red horse??

0285. Seswertehin ka sa pag-ibig ngayong taon…kung magiging akin ka!!! yun yun eh

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Text Quotes and Text Messages 0271 - 0280: New Year Quotes and Text Messages

December 31, 2007 · Filed Under Holiday Text Messages, New year Quotes · 2 Comments 

More Collection of New Year’s Day Quotes and Text Messages

0271. Before 2007 ends, I thank all the good people like you who made the passing year beautiful for me… I pray that you’ll be blessed with another fruitful year…

0272. Hope high
Dream big Promises new
Joy afresh
As the New Year dawns…
may it bring for you the beginning
of new brighter tomorrows. Happy New Year!

0273. May you and your family be blessed with all the heaven’s riches…Happy New Year!!!

0274. May Joy, Love and Peace be with you and your family this new year! Good Health and More Blessings this 2008

0275. Wishing you new hope, new joy, and new beginnings… Happy New Year!!!! - Frm. Pinoyskull

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