Text Quotes and Text Messages 0471: Chain Letters, Mails and Messages

July 7, 2008 · Filed Under Chain Letters and Messages · Comment 

This was sent to me by Precy, an office mate. Though I don’t believe in chain letters and messages, I’ll just post this here for you to check :)

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0471. It’s been said that God first separated the salt water from the fresh, made dry land, planted a garden, made animals and fish… All before making a human. He made and provided what we’d need before we were born. These are best & more powerful when eaten raw.  We’re such slow learners…

God left us a great clue as to what foods help what part of our body!

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Text Quotes and Text Messages 0451 - 0470: Tagalog Text Jokes

April 21, 2008 · Filed Under Tagalog Text Jokes · 2 Comments 

Joke Joke Joke time! More text Jokes

0451. Sa Math Class…
Teacher: Banong, kung meron akong 1 piraso ng karne at hinati ko ito, ilang
piraso na?
Banong: 2 po mam!
Teacher: At kung hnati ko pa pareho?
Banong: 4 na piraso po!
Teacher: Hinati ko ulit.
Banong: 8 piraso po.
Teacher: Hinati ko pa.
Banong: 16 po mam.
Teacher: Hinati ko pa?
Banong: 32 piraso na po!
Teacher: Kung hinati ko ulit?
Banong: 64 po! (nakangiti)
Teacher: At hinati ko pa? 2 beses ko pang hinati?
Banong: Ay susmaryosep mam! GINILING na po! GINILING!!!

Next Text Joke:

0452. SA BAKERY
Pulubi: Palimos po ng cake.
Ale: Aba, sosyal ka ah! Namalimos ka lang, gusto mo pang cake.. eto pandesal!
Pulubi: Duh! Ate?! Bday ko kaya today?!?

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Text Quotes and Text Messages 0441 - 0450: Valentine’s Day Quotes

February 14, 2008 · Filed Under Valentine's Day Quotes · Comment 

0441. Why do baby angels serve as cupids? that is to remind us that love never grows old… and why cupids’ arrow directed to the heart? To remind us that true love HURTS. Happy Valentine’s Day

0442. I never wished for someone who offer me the moon and the stars…Just someone to lay down with and watch them is enough…:)

0443. Valentine’s Day is…….. Single Awareness day :)

0444. In the spirit of Valentine’s day let’s celebrate LOVE in whatever form it comes….Partners, Family, Friends…. HAPPY HEART’S DAY!!! :*

0445. Valentines is not only for lovers… But should also be the time to reflect on our past lovers and hope that they are alive… alone…. and miserable

0446. More Valentine’s Day Quotes to come…

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Text Quotes and Text Messages 0421 - 0440: Sad Love Quotes

February 7, 2008 · Filed Under Sad Love Quotes, Valentine's Day Quotes · Comment 

0421. ..It’s never the tears that measure the pain…
..sometimes, it’s the smile we fake just to show others we’re ok :(

0422. The only way to know if the person you love really loves you…
is when you give him/her the taste of hell…
yet…s/he still feels like heaven with you :)

0423. It’s when your mind says let go, but your heart tells you to hold on :(
It’s when you dream of that person almost every night only to wake up in the morning with tears in your eyes… and most of all, it’s when no matter how you try to forget that person, you just can’t :( … ‘coz of the fact that you love that person and you just don’t know why :(

Sad Quotes for lost love :(

0424. They met. But the timing isn’t right.
She had her reasons & he had his.
They’re both confused. So they decided to part ways.
She wants him to wait, he said he will. Whatever it takes..
Years later, they saw each other. But too much time has passed. Too late to make it work.
People change, so as the heart

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Text Quotes and Text Messages 0401 - 0420: Tagalog Jokes

January 23, 2008 · Filed Under Tagalog Text Jokes · 1 Comment 

Some Funny tagalog text messages and jokes

0401. A doctor is in danger of losing his license to practice medicine. He was caught having sex with his patients. Its such a shame. Sayang talaga, he was a good veterinarian pa naman :)

0402. Ano english ng ‘Baka masuwerte ako’? … ‘Beef Lucky Me’
Ano english ng ‘Masuwerte ako Inay’? … ‘Lucky me mami’
Ano english ng ‘Masuwerte akong lalaki?…’Lucky me with egg’ :)

0403. During the cremation: All the relatives stood in silence. Everybody was silent till a child suddenly asked out of curiousity…’Ma, hindi pa ba luto?’

0404. Did you know that:
- Cockroaches have fingers and nails?
-rats are visual learners?
-ball pens in the earlier times are used as needles in making umbrellas?
-the saliva of an ostrich is used in making cheese?
Galing no?
lahat yan, imbento ko lang hahaha! :)

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Text Quotes and Text Messages 0381 - 0400: Valentine’s Day Quotes

January 13, 2008 · Filed Under Love Quotes and Text Messages, Valentine's Day Quotes · Comment 

Valentine’s Day is near, send your love thoughts and text messages to your friend to remind them of this unforgettable holiday
0381. Every moment is a chance to touch someone’s heart, so here I am keeping in touch so you’ll remember that in this world of 6 billion people, you matter to me.. Happy Valentine’s Day

0382. One day you’ll look at a person and see more than you did before..Like a switch that was flicked from nowhere and the person who was just a friend, is suddenly the person you just can’t live without…

0383. I may failed to say that I care
I may have failed to open up and to share
But though no words have been spoken..
I swear..
I’ll always be someone who cares…
Happy Valentine’s Day

0384. I never been good with expressing what I feel..but I hope in some way, somehow I have made you feel that you are very much appreciated…that you’ve just made me enjoy life …thanks for everything

0385. So many of us fear tomorrow or regret yesterday. Me? I won’t fear tomorrow If I’d get to be with you and I don’t regret yesterday, because one yesterday..i met you :) Happy Valentine’s Day!

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