Funny Pick Up Lines

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Pick Up Lines – Funny

  • Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!
  • As she’s leaving….Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
  • Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
  • Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
  • Excuse me miss, I don’t mean to stare, but um I think you’re really Beautiful
  • Does Levi’s pay you for wearing those and looking that good?
  • Guy: Did I see u somewhere? Girl: No Guy: Then I must of seen you in my dreams! (works everytime)
  • Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?
  • I must be a snowflake, ‘cuz I’ve fallen for you.
  • I’ve just move you to the top of my ‘TO DO’ list :)
  • The gaps between your fingers are meant for me to fill it up
  • Screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?
  • I hope you know CPR, ‘coz you take my breath away!
  • Were you arrested earlier? i’ts gotta be illegal to look that good!
  • Do you know karate? ‘Coz damn it honey! Your body is really kickin’.

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