Funny Pick Up Lines

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Cheesy but funny pickup lines will work with a guy or girl who has a good sense of humor. Despite the cheesiness, funny pickup lines show that you are not afraid to make fun of yourself and have a good time. Here are some funny pick up line collections just for you. Share it with others for a good laugh.

Funny Pick Up Lines Collection

  • Man:”Girl, you are so rude!” Girl:”How am I being rude?” Man:”Because you’re looking so fine and not telling me you’re name.”
  • It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
  • Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there’s nothing else like you!
  • You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You’re making the other women look really bad.
  • You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
  • What time do you have to be back in heaven?
  • What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
  • When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
  • My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
  • Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I’ve been searching for!
  • So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
  • Ok, I’m here, what do you want for your next wish?
  • Nice to meet you, I’m (your name) and you are…gorgeous!
  • May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
  • I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

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