My Love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in

Love is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can see it. Thanks for being a pee in my pants.

He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw.

Boys are great. Every girl should have one.

If you were a booger, I would pick you first.

If you’re cute, you can call me baby. If you’re nice you can call me sweettie, but if you’re hot, you can call me tonight.

The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. See you in court!

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