http://www.quotesarena.com Friendship Love | Text Jokes | cute quotes | sad quotes | friend quotes | mobile quotes | Funny Quotes | Text Quotes | Text Messages | Love Text Messages | Holiday Text Messages and Quotes Sun, 17 Aug 2008 17:33:21 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I received these funny quotes/tagalog jokes through our group mailing list :) 0501. It was an ex-PBB housemate (1st batch) who said this: "Big Brother, ginagawa po nila ako laughing stuff..." 0502. My friend and I were walking up the stairs of our schools new bldg. She said out of nowhere: "Imagine ... http://www.quotesarena.com/2008/08/16/text-quotes-and-text-messages-0501-0520-funny-tagalog-jokes/ Are you feeling Sad? Your Friend is sad? Send them these tagalog sad love quotes para lalong maurat wahaha 0486.  Bakit ang tao pag love mo, iiwan ka. pag naman iniwan mo mamahalin ka.pag love mo syang talaga,may love nmng iba, bakit ganun,magulo? tulad mo :( 0487. Biniro kita, ginago mo ko. ... http://www.quotesarena.com/2008/08/06/text-quotes-text-messages-0486-0500/ These Tagalog Text Jokes were emailed to me by a friend. Wala yata magawa hehe 0472. Bakit natatakot bumaba ang mga babae sa jeep sa kanto ng TINIO st, sa San Pablo? Answer: Kasi ang sigaw ng driver "O yun bababa, KANTO TINIO NA"!!!!! 0473. Bata : Tay paglaki ko gusto ko katulad ... http://www.quotesarena.com/2008/08/06/text-quotes-text-messages-0472-0485/ This was sent to me by Precy, an office mate. Though I don't believe in chain letters and messages, I'll just post this here for you to check :) ---------------- 0471. It's been said that God first separated the salt water from the fresh, made dry land, planted a garden, made animals ... http://www.quotesarena.com/2008/07/07/text-quotes-text-messages-0471/ Joke Joke Joke time! More text Jokes 0451. Sa Math Class... Teacher: Banong, kung meron akong 1 piraso ng karne at hinati ko ito, ilang piraso na? Banong: 2 po mam! Teacher: At kung hnati ko pa pareho? Banong: 4 na piraso po! Teacher: Hinati ko ulit. Banong: 8 piraso po. Teacher: Hinati ko pa. Banong: 16 po mam. Teacher: Hinati ... http://www.quotesarena.com/2008/04/21/text-quotes-text-messages-0451-0470/ 0441. Why do baby angels serve as cupids? that is to remind us that love never grows old... and why cupids' arrow directed to the heart? To remind us that true love HURTS. Happy Valentine's Day 0442. I never wished for someone who offer me the moon and the stars...Just someone ... http://www.quotesarena.com/2008/02/14/text-quotes-text-messages-0441-0450/ 0421. ..It's never the tears that measure the pain... ..sometimes, it's the smile we fake just to show others we're ok :( 0422. The only way to know if the person you love really loves you... is when you give him/her the taste of hell... yet...s/he still feels like heaven with you :) 0423. It's ... http://www.quotesarena.com/2008/02/07/sad-love-quotes-and-text-messages-2/ Some Funny tagalog text messages and jokes 0401. A doctor is in danger of losing his license to practice medicine. He was caught having sex with his patients. Its such a shame. Sayang talaga, he was a good veterinarian pa naman :) 0402. Ano english ng 'Baka masuwerte ako'? ... 'Beef Lucky ... http://www.quotesarena.com/2008/01/23/text-quotes-text-messages-0401-0420/ Valentine's Day is near, send your love thoughts and text messages to your friend to remind them of this unforgettable holiday 0381. Every moment is a chance to touch someone's heart, so here I am keeping in touch so you'll remember that in this world of 6 billion people, you matter ... http://www.quotesarena.com/2008/01/13/text-quotes-text-messages-0381-0400/ A collection of Jokes and Funny Text Messages you can send to your friends :) 0361. A nice philosophy in life: "Everything always ends up alright, If things are not alright, then it's not yet the end" :) 0362. DIVORCE VS. MURDER A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked ... http://www.quotesarena.com/2008/01/10/text-quotes-text-messages-0361-0380/