Thank you so much

626. Iiwan mo ko? Sayang!…mahal pa naman kita…sakin ah! Pero sabagay bat nga naman ako masasaktan? E kahit kelan naman,di ka naging akin!

627.  Nasaktan ka ba ng malaman mong may mahal na kong iba?…Pasensya na ha..ayoko na kasing umasa…pagod na rin kong maghintay…pero makakatulong ba kung sabihin kong…handa ko siyang iwan para sa yo….

628.  The weirdest thing happened the other morning…I woke up with tears in my eyes…and one rolling down my cheek…and I knew I must have been dreaming of you again.

629.  If  you were beside me, i’d stare at you,look deep into your eyes while holding you very tight…And as i look at your face, i’d close my eyes and pray…I’ wish to god…God…Sana habambuhay akin ka nlng…

630.  Napangiti ka na ba niya dahil andyan sya? Nabuo na ba araw mo? Pakiramdam mo ba sya na? Nagpapasalamat ka ba dahil nakilala mo sya?  Siguro “oo” sagot mo…E pano yan.. Mahal ka ba niya?

More to come….

0621:  Let this lent remind us that our life and material possessions are just LENT to us. We’re all passers-by, pilgrims on the road. We bring nothing when we die, but leave behind the LOVE we have shared, the HOPE we have given and the GOODNESS we have done. A BLESSED HOLY WEEK!

Sad love Valentine’s Day Messages

0611:  The message of tooth ache:  “Even the sweetest thing on earth can hurt. Good Morning. Happy Love Month c:

0612.  Love Sucks:
Love sucks for those loving someone in secret.
Love sucks for those in love with a friend
Love sucks for those who got cheated on, used got played.
Love sucks for those who can’t get the love back.
Love sucks for those in love with the wrong person at the wrong time.
Love sucks for those who has the kind of love unaccepted by society.
Love sucks for those who got ditched and left behind.
Love sucks for those secretly in love with their best friend.
Love sucks for those who got rejected.
Love sucks for those who can’t move on.
Love sucks for those who waited for nothing.

Yes, love may suck,but whatever story you may have, loving someone is still the best feeling you’ll ever get. So Happy Love month, Sucker!

0613. I was told not to hurt the heart of whom I love so much, but when I was so busy taking care of that heart, I didn’t noticed, my own was bleeding. No Happy Valentine’s day for me.

0614. The worst feeling isn’t being lonely, it’s knowing you’ll never be remembered by the person you’ll never forget.

0615. I never regret loving a stupid person in the past. At least he was lucky enough to experience the love I had for him.Too bad he wasted it!

Sobrang cheezzyyy Valentine’s Day Messages

0616. Isang nakakakilig na eksena.

Boy: Tumatangkad ka yata?
Girl: Nambola ka na naman, hindi nga?
Boy: Oo, kasi dati hanggang balikat lang kita pero ngayon nasa isip na kita.
Girl: (blush) Ikaw nga lumiit eh. Boy: Ha?
Girl: Kasi dati hanggang isip lang kita pero ngayon, nasa puso na kita…oha oha..

0617. Sana naging kwintas na lang ako. Para mapalapit ako sa puso mo. whahaha;))  ang CHEEZY!! Happy Hearts day!!!!

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0601. Happy New Year everyone!!! Wishing more blessings and good health to you and your loved ones this coming year…

0602. Today, walk in grace. Be kind, be wise. See God’s world with caring eyes.. Have a hopeful point of view..life is a gift and so are you. Have a great day! God Bless you and your family. Happy New Year!

0603. Cheers to a blessed and happy 2010!!! Happy New Year!!!

0604. Happy New Year!! More Blessings this 2010!!

0605. May 2010 bring you the fulfillment of your hopes and dreams! Happy New Year!

0606. Happy New Year!! Putukan na! God Bless!

0607. Happy Blessed new year ahead of you muah

0608. Prayer is my gift to you and your family wrapped with faith, given with hope and sent with love. May God Bless you and your family this blessed season. Happy New Year!

0609. Wishing you all the best for 2010! God Bless!

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Sent by: Nadia, Kermin, Rey,Rence, Robert,Kristina

0592. Jingle the bells and play the music loud, for Santa Claus is coming to town! Merry Christmas!

0593. Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ’s humble birth, the love of friend for friend. Merry Xmas!

0594. May all the sweet magic Of Christmas conspire to gladden your hearts and fill every desire!

0595. Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas. Happy Xmas!

0596. If tonight, a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS!

The next collection was sent to me on Christmas eve by my friends and officemates!

0597. A blessed Christmas to you and your family and may the new year bring you happiness and prosperity!

0598. May joy, love and peace be with you and your loved ones this Christmas. have an amazing season!

0599. Wishing you the timeless treasures of Christmas.. The warmth of home, the love of family and the company of good friends.  Have a blessed and meaningful Christmas!

0560. Happy Birthday Jesus!! Merry Christmas to you and your family my friend!

From: Jing, Irma, Kermin, Eric

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An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has

with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .

Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor : So, you Believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD Good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor : Is GOD ALL – POWERFUL ?

Student : Yes.

Professor : My Brother died of Cancer even though he Prayed to GOD to Heal him.

Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill.

But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent )

Professor : You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, Young Fella.

Is GOD Good?

Student : Yes.

Professor : Is Satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor : Where does Satan come from ?

Student : From . . . GOD . .. .

Professor : That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this World?

Student : Yes.

Professor : Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor : So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer)

Professor : Is there Sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness?

All these terrible things exist in the World, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor : So, who Created them ?

(Student had no answer)

Professor : Science says you have 5 Senses you use to Identify and Observe the World around you..

Tell me, son . . . Have you ever Seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor : Tell us if you have ever Heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor : Have you ever Felt your GOD, Tasted your GOD, Smelt your GOD?

Have you ever had any Sensory Perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor : Yet you still Believe in HIM?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol,

Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.

Professor : Yes,Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?

Professor : Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?

Professor : Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events )

Student : Sir, you can have Lots of Heat, even More Heat, Superheat, Mega Heat, White Heat,

a Little Heat or No Heat.

But we don’t have anything called Cold.

We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is No Heat, but we can’t go any further after that.

There is no such thing as Cold.

Cold is only a Word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.

We cannot Measure Cold.

Heat is Energy.

Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.

(There was Pin-Drop Silence in the Lecture Theatre )

Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?

Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn’t Darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir.

Darkness is the Absence of Something

You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light . . .

But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn’t it?

In reality, Darkness isn’t.

If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.

Professor : Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality.

You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD.

You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.

Sir, Science can’t even explain a Thought.

It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.

To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that

Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.

Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it.

Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?

Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the Argument was going )

Student : Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and

Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,

Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?

Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?

(The Class was in Uproar )

Student : Is there anyone in the Class who has ever seen the Professor’s Brain?

(The Class broke out into Laughter )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s Brain, Felt it, touched or Smelt it? . . .

No one appears to have done so.

So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol,

Science says that You have No Brain, sir.

With all due respect, sir, how do we then Trust your Lectures, sir?

(The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)

Professor : I guess you’ll have to take them on Faith, son.

Student : That is it sir . . . Exactly !

The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.

That is all that Keeps Things Alive and Moving.

NB:

That student was Albert Einstein.

Concentrate on this sentence

‘To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did’ When God takes something from your grasp, He’s not punishing you, but merely opening your hands to receive something better. Concentrate on this sentence….. ‘The will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.’ Something good will happen to you today. Something that you have been waiting to hear. This is not a joke; someone will call you by phone or will speak to you about something that you were waiting to hear. Do not break! Send it to a minimum o f 7 people……… JUST DO IT!

Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
.A: Dayscare centers.

Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo.

Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A: Boo boos.

Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A: A BOO-logna sandwich.

Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?
A: The Eerie canal, Lake Eerie ! or Mali-Boo

.Q. What’s a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
A: The roller ghoster.

Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
A: At the ghost-ery store.

Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?
A: At the ghost office.

Q: What’s a ghosts favorite fruit?
A: Booberries.

Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best ?
A: A dead end !

Q: What did the baby ghost eat for dinner ?
A: A boo-loney sandwich !

Q: What do you call a ghost’s mother and father ?
A: Transparents !

Q: How did the ghost song and dance act make a living ?
A: By appearing in television spooktaculars !

Q: What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains ?
A: Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes !

Q: Why are ghosts bad at telling lies ?
A: Because you can see right through them !

Q: What did the ghost teacher say to her class ?
A: Watch the board and I’ll go through it again !

Q: How do ghosts learn songs ?
A: They read the sheet music !

Q: What is a ghost’s favourite day of the week ?
A: Frightday !

Q: Where do ghosts get an education ?
A: High sghoul !

Q: What did the polite ghost say to her son ?
A: Don’t spook until your spooken to !

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A: Hoblin Goblin.

Q: What do you call a prehistoric ghost ?
A: A terror-dactyl !

Q: Who speaks at the ghosts’ press conference ?
A: The spooksperson !

Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
A: Howdo you boo, sir?

Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A: Boo boo’s!

Q: Why did the ghost go to the amusement park?
A: He wanted to go on a rollerghoster !

Q: Who’s the most important member of a ghost’s football team ?
A: The ghoulie !

Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?
A: In the moaning.

Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite breakfast?
A: Ghost toasties with booberries, Scream of Wheat or Dreaded wheat !

Q: What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
A: Coffee with scream and sugar.

Q: What is a ghost’s favourite dessert ?
A: Boo-Berry pie with I-scream !

Q: What do ghosts dance to ?
A: Soul music !

Q: Where do ghosts live ?
A: In a terrortory !

Q: What color are ghosts?
A: BOOOO!

Q: When do ghosts usually appear ?
A: Just before someone screams !

Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite ride?
A: A roller ghoster!

Q: What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars ?
A: Sheet belts !

Q: What do ghosts eat for dinner ?
A: Ghoulash !

Q: What kind of ghost has the best hearing ?
A: The eeriest !

Q: What does a ghost swim in?
A: The Dead sea!

Q: Who did the ghost invite to his party?
A: Anyone he could dig up!

Q: Who was the famous ghost detective?
A: Sherlock Moans.

Q: What vehicle does a kid ghost like to ride?
A: A boocycle.

Q. Why did the ghost go to the doctor?
A: To get a Booster shot.

Q. What do ghosts eat for breakfast
A: Dreaded wheat.

Q: How did the ghost patch his sheet?
A: With a pumpkin patch.

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite bird? A: scare crow!
Q: What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?
A: Boonanas and Booberries.

Q: What kind of cars do ghosts drive?
A: Boo–icks.

Q: What’s a ghosts favorite Broadway play?
A: phantom of the opera!

Q: What did one ghost say to another?
A: Do you believe in people?

Q: What did one ghost say to another?
A: Do you believe in people?

Q: What do ghosts eat for dinner?
A: Spook-ghetti.

Q. What is a ghost favorite article of clothing?
A: Boojeans.

Q: Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A: Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Q: What time is it when a ghost haunts your house?
A: Time to move to a new house!

Q: What’s a ghosts favorite desert?
A: Boo-berry pie & I scream.

Q: What tops off a ghost’s ice cream sundae?
A: Whipped scream.

Q: What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost ?
A: Put your boos and shocks on !

Q: Why are ghosts cowards ?
A: Because they’ve got no guts !

Q: What story do little ghosts like to hear at bedtime?
A: Ghoul delocks & the 3 scares.

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite party game?
A: Hide-and-go-shriek.

Q: What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A: Ghoul

Q. Why did the ghost rush home from school?
A: To watch an after-ghoul special on TV.

Q. What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, poodle, & a ghost?
A: A cocker-poodle-boo!

Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A: He is mist.

Q: Who protects the shores where spirits live?
A: The Ghost Guard!

Q: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
A: You look boo-tiful tonight.

Q: Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
A: So they can keep their ghoulish figures.

Q: Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A: He didn’t have a haunting license.

Q: What did one ghost say to the other when they fell down?
A: I got a booo booo.

Q. What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A: A boo-tie.

Q: What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A: mas-scare-A:

Q: Why do ghosts and demons get along so well?
A: Because demons are a ghosts best friend.

Q. Who did the ghost go with to the Halloween party?
A: With No-Body!

Q: What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
A: Boo-ties!

Q: What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
A: Tombstones

Q: What do ghosts mail home while on vacation?
.A: Ghostcards.

Q: What do ghosts do when they’re in hospital ?
A: They talk about their apparitions !

Q: What’s the 1st thing ghosts do when they get in a car?
A: They boo-kle their seatbelts

0587. A GUD PIECE OF HUMOUR
A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs.. She didn’t know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs Her butcher got the message, and gave her the chicken legs.
Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn’t know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.
On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store…
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What were you thinking?

Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!

What u smiling for – get back to work….

0588. A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side… You know what?”

“What dear?” She asked gently.
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I think you bring me bad luck.

0589. ( FUNNY JOKE ) Does Management know their Staff ?

On walking into the factory, the Managing Director of the

Company noticed a young guy leaning against the wall, doing nothing.

He approached the young man and calmly said to him, “How much do you earn?”

The young man was quite amazed that he was asked such

A personal question, he replied, none the less, “I earn $ 2000.00 a month, Sir. Why?”

Without answering, the MD took out his wallet and removed

$6000.00 cash and gave it to the young man and said, “Around here

I pay people for working, not for standing around looking pretty!

Here is your 3 months salary, now GET OUT and don’t come back”.

The young man turned around and was quickly out of sight.

Noticing a few onlookers, the MD said in a very upset manner,

“And that applies to everybody in this company”.

He approached one of the onlookers and asked him, “Who’s the young man I just fired?”

To which an amazing reply came – “He was the pizza delivery guy , Sir!”

0590. male and female

Many times, people say that the women species talk too much…
But there’s no problem because the male ear is SELECTIVE
Example…
When the women say:
“This House is a mess, Honey
You and I need to clean this
Your stuff is all on the floor
you will be without clothes
if you don’t wash them now!!!”
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The male ear only understands:
bla, bla, bla, bla, Honey
bla, bla, bla, bla, You and I
bla, bla, bla, bla, on the floor
bla, bla, bla, bla, without clothes
bla, bla, bla, bla, now!!!