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Vice Ganda Quotes and Jokes

twinkle — Thu, 09 May 2013 08:17:54 +0000

I- Vice Ganda mko!!!…Lol! I know that most of you know who Vice Ganda is. A funny, witty and talented comedian who always gives refreshing new jokes and “banat”. Here are some of his…her…uhmmmm….whatever! jokes and quotes that will surely tickle your funny bone.

Black is beautiful. But too much black is charcoal.
Ambaho mo wala kang personal hygiene. Kung ikaw lang din magiging jowa ko mamamatay nalang akong virgin.
Kailangan pag single panget agad? Di ba pwede choosy muna?
Kapag nag-I love you sa`yo ang crush mo sa text, ibig sabihin mahal ka na n`ya? Di ba pwedeng na-wrong send lang muna?
Kapag iniyakan ka ng lalaki , mahal ka niya talaga agad ? Hindi ba pwedeng best actor muna?
Pag ba ang pisngi namumula.. Rosy Cheeks na agad? Di ba pwedeng Allergy lang?
Are you crying? No I’m impersonating a fountain!
Softdrinks po! nakaplastic? Try natin naka sako kung kaya!
Sa jeep: “mama para!” May bababa? “Ay hindi po may aakyat po sa 2nd floor.”
Pag hot yung babae sexy na agad? Di ba pwedeng may dengue muna?!

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Mother’s Day Quotes and Text Messages Collection

quotes — Wed, 09 May 2012 16:41:13 +0000

Mommy, Mama, Nanay, Ina Whatever you call them it never matters. A Mother is the most wonderful person in the world. A friend, sister, confidant and a lifetime teacher. She has a warm and understanding heart that helps you whatever the situation is.

Mother’s Love: The greatest unconditional and infinite love we will ever experience.
Happy Mother’s Day! May all the love you give to others come back to you on this special day.
I always pray to God, May you live long. May you always be with me. Love you more than my life. Love You Mom!
For me you are my ideal, you taught me to be a man. Your kindness, love and care, everything is unexpressed. Thanks Mom!
My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her.
This mothers day, if you have a mom that you adore, do not post a status about it, get your ass off facebook and tell them yourself!
This is Mother’s day!
A day to tell you how much you mean to me.
But Mom, I don’t need any special occasion to tell you that
how much I Love You.
That’s because I Love You each and every day!
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY TO YOU.
Smiles of happy sunshine,
Arms of everlasting love,
Touch of sweet roses,
There is magic in the air
Whenever your there,
Mother, everything to you I owe,
May all pleasures of life come your way.
Happy Mother’s day!
My Mother, my friend so dear
Throughout my life you’re always near
A tender smile to guide my way
You’re the sunshine to light my day.
You’ve seen me laugh.
You’ve seen me cry.
And always you were there with me.
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love youYou’ve seen me laugh
You’ve seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother’s Day.

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Mother’s Day Tagalog Quotes

twinkle — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 10:51:53 +0000

Filipinos have the best family tie in the world. They value their mothers like precious gems. To celebrate their special month here are Tagalog Mother’s Day Quotes for you. Share it to everyone and especially to you Mothers. Happy Mother’s Day!

Mother’s Day Quotes and Text Messages Collection

Dakila ang lahat ng mga ina. Ang kanilang trabaho araw-araw ay di magagawa ninuman Ang kanilang pagmamahal ay dalisay at tapat. Maligayang Bati sa lahat ng mga Ina!
Pag-aalagang walang kapantay. Pagmamahal na walang hinihintay na kapalit. Pang-unawang hindi masusukat. Maraming Salamat Sayo, Mama. kaw ang number one!
Ako ay mapalad sa aking Inay. Gabay ko sya sa aking buhay. Maraming salamat sa Diyos na Maykapal. Dalangin ko na makapiling sya ng matagal. Mahal ko si Inay ng walang kapantay. Maligayang Bati sa Araw ng mga Nanay, mahal kong Inay!
Sa lahat ng pag-aasikaso mo sa akin at sa ating mga anak,
sa pagpapanatili ng kalinisan ngating bahay,
at sa paghahain ng mga masasarap na pagkain, maraming salamat!
Mas lalo kitang mahal ngayon na ikaw ay isa nang ina!
Salamat sa pagpapanatili ng liwanag sa ating tahanan.
Ang buhay ngating pamilya ay masaya dahil sa iyo.
Nanay, maraming salamat sa lahat ng nagawa mo at gagawin pa para sa akin.
Lubos kong pinagpapasalamat sa Maykapal na binigyan ako ng isang Inang gaya mo.
Maligayang Araw ng mga Ina!
Paano mo nagagawa ang lahat ng mga bagay na walang reklamo?
Paano mo kami minamahal ng todo- todo?
Sa iyong dakilang pusong mapagmahal ng isang ina
ang kakayaning gawin ang anumang bagay na hindi ko inakalang posibleng gawin.
Mahal na mahal kita!
Para sayo O mahal kong Ina
Isang bati na puno ng saya
Ikaw lang ant wala nang iba.
Sa araw na ito ikaw ang Reyna!
Maligayang Araw ng mga Ina, Mama!
Sa tuwing sasapit ang araw na ito.
Palaging naaalala ang kagitingan mo.
Pero sa lahat ng bagay na nagawa mo.
Araw araw ay laging Mayo UNO!

Ipagdiwang natin ang araw na ito!

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Tagalog Lenten Quotes

twinkle — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 11:33:23 +0000

Lord, salamat sa lakas at pattwala na ipinagkkaloob
mo upang mkyanan ko ang lahat ng pgsubok sa buhay
at sa pgpapala at pgmmhal na wlang tigil nyong
ipnagkkaloob sa akin araw2x. Amen.

PGMA’s 7 Last Words:.

7. Ama, patawarin mo ako dahil hindi ko alam ang aking mga pinaggagawa.

6. Sinabi ko sa’yo Mike: Ngayon din isasama kita sa aking self-exile.

5. Mga anak (sa mga Pinoy).. Ako ang ina n’yo! Ako ang ina n’yong lahat!

4. Iggy, Mikey, lama sabacthani? (translation: mga kaalyado sa kongreso, bakit n’yo ako pinabayaan?)

3. Natatakot ako!

2. Naganap na! (ang election sa 2010 at may bagong pangulo na!)

1. Asawa ko, sa mga kamay mo’y ipinagtatagubilin ko ang mga nakulimbat natin sa palasyo.

Huwag kayong matakot sa kasalanan dahil parurusahan kayo ng Diyos. Matakot kayo sa sa kasalanan dahil lahat ng kasalanan may katumbas na kaparusahan. ~Fr. Rolando dela Rosa, OP

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Tagalog Valentine’s Day Quotes

twinkle — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 17:17:21 +0000

Valentine’s Day is one of the most important days in the Filipino calendar. Filipinos are known to be lovable people. They tend to celebrate this special day in different ways, like dinner dates, giving of gifts, chocolates and flowers to their love ones. They also share sweet words through cards and even text messages. So, here are some Tagalog Valentine’s Day Quotes to help you with what to say to you special someone. These Pinoy Valentine’s Day Quotes are best for all you guys who are in love and want to express your feelings in a special way.

Tagalog Valentine’s Day Quotes Collections

Ang nagbabasa nito, WALANG KADATE sa VALENTINES.
Ngayong Valentines Day katitigan ko si Monitor, kahoding hands ko si Mouse. HAPPY VALENTINES DAY na lng sa inyo dyan!
Ano ngayon kung wala kang boyfriend o girlfriend sa Valentine’s Day? Paano nalang yung mga walang nanay pag Mother’s Day?
☐ Single.
☐ Taken.
☑ Okay lang akoIkaw saan kba dito ngayong Valentines Day?
February 14, Valentine’s day, day of hearts, Cupid’s invasion, lovers’day,
Ang tanong ngayon……….Sino ang kadate mo????? ;x
Naimbento ang araw na ito para sa mga taong nagmamahalan.
Ito ang araw na nagpapaalala sa atin na dapat
nating mahalin ang mga taong mahal natin
ng higit pa nung una natin silang minahal
EYE TO EYE / TITIGAN lang kame ni computer
Tapos, Holding hands kami ni MOUSE!

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Tagalog New Year Quotes and Text Messages

quotes — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 03:16:16 +0000

Please browse our collection of tagalog new year quotes and text messages below. We have funny new year quotes in tagalog, tagalog new greetings and some english new year wishes too.

Tagalog New Year’s Day Quotes

Ang taba ko hindi basta bsta mauubos, pero ang pasensya ko sa pagpigil kumain konting konti nalang!!!”, hehehe… mamaya new year na..
Malapit na matapos ang 2012
Another year..
Another life..
Thanks sa pagsali this year sa life ko ah!
Sana join ka ulit next year!!Happy 2013 New Year!!!!!
Ano ang mga dapat sundin para di maputukan ngayong new year 2013
1. Huwag kumuha ng naputukan na, baka mapikot ka.
2. Tanggalin agad kung malapit ng pumutok.
3. Kung naputukan na, agad hugasan, baka matanggal pa.
4. Wag magpaputok sa mataong lugar, nakakahiya
5. Magtanong kung “safe” saka iputok!
Katuwaan lang po!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
Nawa ay ang mga aral at karanasan ng nakaraang taon ay magsilbing tanglaw at gabay sa pagtahak natin ng bagong taon. Isang higit na maunlad, masagana at mapayapang buhay sa patnubay at pagpapala ng Diyos ang sumainyo Manigong Bagong taon!.
Ang wish ko lang para sa iyo ay isakay ka ni SAN MIGUEL sa RED HORSE at dalhin ka sa WHITE CASTLE sa BARCELONA para makainuman mo ang EMPERADOR na si ALFONSO, ang MATADOR na si PEDRO DOMECQ at ang bar-kada nilang sina JACK DANIELS, JIM BEAM at JOHNNIE WALKER! Hapi-hapi sa New Year! *Hik*

Please do not forget to share this tagalog messages for this coming new year!! Manigong bagong taon sa mga pinoy!!!

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New Year Quotes and Text Messages Collection

quotes — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 03:09:21 +0000

Below is our collection of different messages and quotes for the coming year 2012. Let’s greet the new year with a bang and share some meaningful New year’s day wishes and quotes to our friends and love ones.

Tagalog New Year’s Day Quotes
New Year Text Messages
New Years Greetings
New Year Messages
New Year Quotes
New Year Wishes

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Christmas Quotes, Christmas Greetings and Messages Collection

quotes — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 20:07:40 +0000

The essence of Christmas is giving, hope and salvation. Christmas has always been the time for giving, for gathering the whole family together and most importantly, as it is seen in the Christian world, for the birth of Jesus Christ. Christmas is summarized beautifully by Agnes Pharo’s words: it is the tenderness for the past, courage for the present, hope for the future.
Below is our complete collection of Christmas Quotes and text messages

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Moving On Quotes – Tagalog

quotes — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 14:26:53 +0000

Moving on is not easy, but with the power of the mind, anything is possible. Let these collection of Tagalog moving on quotes touch your heart as you move on from that bad relationship..

We are still collecting and creating some tagalog moving on quotes so our collection is still small.. hope you like them

Tagalog Moving On Quotes Collection

Pag sinabing MOVE-ON hindi ibig sabihin na kakalimutan mo lahat-lahat, Ito yung kahit naaalala mo pa rin, pero hindi ka na nasasaktan.

You are currently reading Moving On Quotes – Tagalog version. Please keep coming back for more moving on quotes.

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Halloween Quotes | Halloween Text Messages

quotes — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 13:24:29 +0000

Happy Halloween!!!!! Boo!!!!!
Halloween is an annual event celebrated around the world! Often with parties and different spooky and scary custumes or simply by sending funny and scary Halloween Quotes and Text messages
Here’s a list of Halloween Quotes and text messages from our collection

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