Q: Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
.A: Dayscare centers.

Q. What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A: Bamboo.

Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
A: Boo boos.

Q: What does a ghost eat for lunch?
A: A BOO-logna sandwich.

Q: Where do ghosts go on vacation?
A: The Eerie canal, Lake Eerie ! or Mali-Boo

.Q. What’s a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival?
A: The roller ghoster.

Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?
A: At the ghost-ery store.

Q: Where do ghosts mail their letters?
A: At the ghost office.

Q: What’s a ghosts favorite fruit?
A: Booberries.

Q: What kind of street does a ghost like best ?
A: A dead end !

Q: What did the baby ghost eat for dinner ?
A: A boo-loney sandwich !

Q: What do you call a ghost’s mother and father ?
A: Transparents !

Q: How did the ghost song and dance act make a living ?
A: By appearing in television spooktaculars !

Q: What are little ghosts dressed in when it rains ?
A: Boo-ts and ghoul-oshes !

Q: Why are ghosts bad at telling lies ?
A: Because you can see right through them !

Q: What did the ghost teacher say to her class ?
A: Watch the board and I’ll go through it again !

Q: How do ghosts learn songs ?
A: They read the sheet music !

Q: What is a ghost’s favourite day of the week ?
A: Frightday !

Q: Where do ghosts get an education ?
A: High sghoul !

Q: What did the polite ghost say to her son ?
A: Don’t spook until your spooken to !

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A: Hoblin Goblin.

Q: What do you call a prehistoric ghost ?
A: A terror-dactyl !

Q: Who speaks at the ghosts’ press conference ?
A: The spooksperson !

Q: What should you say when you meet a ghost?
A: Howdo you boo, sir?

Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A: Boo boo’s!

Q: Why did the ghost go to the amusement park?
A: He wanted to go on a rollerghoster !

Q: Who’s the most important member of a ghost’s football team ?
A: The ghoulie !

Q: When does a ghost have breakfast?
A: In the moaning.

Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite breakfast?
A: Ghost toasties with booberries, Scream of Wheat or Dreaded wheat !

Q: What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
A: Coffee with scream and sugar.

Q: What is a ghost’s favourite dessert ?
A: Boo-Berry pie with I-scream !

Q: What do ghosts dance to ?
A: Soul music !

Q: Where do ghosts live ?
A: In a terrortory !

Q: What color are ghosts?
A: BOOOO!

Q: When do ghosts usually appear ?
A: Just before someone screams !

Q: What’s a ghost’s favorite ride?
A: A roller ghoster!

Q: What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars ?
A: Sheet belts !

Q: What do ghosts eat for dinner ?
A: Ghoulash !

Q: What kind of ghost has the best hearing ?
A: The eeriest !

Q: What does a ghost swim in?
A: The Dead sea!

Q: Who did the ghost invite to his party?
A: Anyone he could dig up!

Q: Who was the famous ghost detective?
A: Sherlock Moans.

Q: What vehicle does a kid ghost like to ride?
A: A boocycle.

Q. Why did the ghost go to the doctor?
A: To get a Booster shot.

Q. What do ghosts eat for breakfast
A: Dreaded wheat.

Q: How did the ghost patch his sheet?
A: With a pumpkin patch.

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite bird? A: scare crow!
Q: What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?
A: Boonanas and Booberries.

Q: What kind of cars do ghosts drive?
A: Boo–icks.

Q: What’s a ghosts favorite Broadway play?
A: phantom of the opera!

Q: What did one ghost say to another?
A: Do you believe in people?

Q: What did one ghost say to another?
A: Do you believe in people?

Q: What do ghosts eat for dinner?
A: Spook-ghetti.

Q. What is a ghost favorite article of clothing?
A: Boojeans.

Q: Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?
A: Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

Q: What time is it when a ghost haunts your house?
A: Time to move to a new house!

Q: What’s a ghosts favorite desert?
A: Boo-berry pie & I scream.

Q: What tops off a ghost’s ice cream sundae?
A: Whipped scream.

Q: What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost ?
A: Put your boos and shocks on !

Q: Why are ghosts cowards ?
A: Because they’ve got no guts !

Q: What story do little ghosts like to hear at bedtime?
A: Ghoul delocks & the 3 scares.

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite party game?
A: Hide-and-go-shriek.

Q: What do ghosts say when something is really neat?
A: Ghoul

Q. Why did the ghost rush home from school?
A: To watch an after-ghoul special on TV.

Q. What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, poodle, & a ghost?
A: A cocker-poodle-boo!

Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A: He is mist.

Q: Who protects the shores where spirits live?
A: The Ghost Guard!

Q: What did the boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
A: You look boo-tiful tonight.

Q: Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
A: So they can keep their ghoulish figures.

Q: Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
A: He didn’t have a haunting license.

Q: What did one ghost say to the other when they fell down?
A: I got a booo booo.

Q. What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A: A boo-tie.

Q: What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A: mas-scare-A:

Q: Why do ghosts and demons get along so well?
A: Because demons are a ghosts best friend.

Q. Who did the ghost go with to the Halloween party?
A: With No-Body!

Q: What do baby ghosts wear on their feet?
A: Boo-ties!

Q: What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
A: Tombstones

Q: What do ghosts mail home while on vacation?
.A: Ghostcards.

Q: What do ghosts do when they’re in hospital ?
A: They talk about their apparitions !

Q: What’s the 1st thing ghosts do when they get in a car?
A: They boo-kle their seatbelts

I’m still waiting for my friends to send me some Halloween Quotes

Update: I decided to include both english and tagalog halloween quotes and text messenges.

English Halloween Quotes and Messages

0526. What do you call a monster with no neck?  The Lost Neck Monster.

Tagalog Halloween Quotes and Messages

0529. Gusto mo bang masama sa isang pelikula? kasama mo pa nga sila, FPJ, Nida Blanka, Rudy Fernandez, Babalu at Rico Yan? Ang pamagat ng pelikula, Ikaw na lang ang hinihintay! ano payag ka ba?!?

0530. Kapag hindi ka makatulog, isipin mo na lang may katabi ka. Malamig, magulo ang buhok, at maputi ang balat. Oh, wag kang sisigaw, mahiya ka sa mga natutulog

0531. Pag ako namatay, gusto ko itong cel ko kasama sa kabaong ko…para pag namimiss mo ko, tetext mo na lang , tapos malay mo, unlimited ako, text text tayo heheehe

0532. Bakit ang mga multo mahahaba ang buhok? kasi baka pagtawanan lang sila, may pendong pa!

0533. If someone leaves you, don’t dare cry, smile and be happy. Pero bago mo sya palayain, ipagtapat mo ito sa kanya: isa akong DYOSA, pasalamat ka pinatulan kita! LAMANG LUPA!

0533. Ilan ang MULTO sa sementeryo??? Ilan? Edi MUL- TWO

0534. Junjun: Pa, may multo daw sa kusina natin?
Papa: Anak, sino naman nagsabi sa iyo niyan?
Junjun: Si Mama po!
Papa: Ay nako, wag ka nga magpapaniwala dun! wala namang multo eh! Ang mabuti pa samahan mo na lang ako sa kusina at iinom lang ako ng tubig!!

0534. Multo: Awoooooooooo!!!
Bata: wag poooo!!
Multo: ok
Bata: nyay!

0535. Anak: Tay, totoo po bang may multo?
Tatay: Anak walang multo! Bakit mo naitanong?
Anak: Sabi kasi ni yaya merong multo!
Tatay: Anak…Tangina naman, wala tayong yaya!

More Halloween Quotes and Text Messages soon