Text Quotes and Text Messages 0591: Chain Emails

November 20, 2009 · Filed Under Chain Letters and Messages · 1 Comment 

A VERY INTERESTING CONVERSATION

An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his Class on the Problem Science has

with GOD, the ALMIGHTY. He asked one of his New Christian Students to stand and . . .

Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor : So, you Believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD Good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor : Is GOD ALL – POWERFUL ?

Student : Yes. Read more

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Text Quotes and Text Messages 0587-0590: Funny Stories

September 18, 2009 · Filed Under Chain Letters and Messages, Funny Text Messages · 4 Comments 

This was sent to me by my office mate during our sleepy idle time lol

0587. A GUD PIECE OF HUMOUR
A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily in Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. Read more

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Text Quotes and Text Messages 0586: Chain Letters and Stories

June 21, 2009 · Filed Under Chain Letters and Messages · 1 Comment 

SIPPING VODKA

This is too funny – I still have tears in my eyes! Finally, a chain letter that I don’t mind forwarding.
It’s funny (don’t break chain)

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.. Read more

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Text Quotes and Text Messages 0576: Funny Love Story

April 3, 2009 · Filed Under Chain Letters and Messages · 6 Comments 

This is really funny..

How to Stay Married

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They
had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had
kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a
shoebox in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband
never to open or ask her about. Read more

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Text Quotes and Text Messages 0524: Sad Stories / Chain Email

September 22, 2008 · Filed Under Chain Letters and Messages · 11 Comments 

This was sent to me thru our mailing list… I could not really bear to read the story upon reading even the first paragraph.. well, I continued reading it till the end anyway…

I really can’t help but to shed a tear… later, when I arrive home, I’m really going to embrace my mom!

Please read and send to your friends

This is entitled … I love you Mom Read more

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Text Quotes and Text Messages 0521 – 0523: Chain Letters and Stories

August 30, 2008 · Filed Under Chain Letters and Messages · 1 Comment 

I keep on receiving a lot of chain letters and emails from our mailing list. So here they are I’m posting them here…

The Duck & the Devil (Chain E-mail)

There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm.
He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods.
He practiced in the woods; but he could never hit the target.
Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner.
As he was walking back he saw Grandma’s pet duck.
Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square inthe head and killed it. He was shocked and grieved!

In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile; only to see his
sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing.
After lunch the next day Grandma said, ‘Sally, let’s wash the dishes’
But Sally said, ‘Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen.’ Read more

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Text Quotes and Text Messages 0471: Chain Letters, Mails and Messages

July 7, 2008 · Filed Under Chain Letters and Messages · Comment 

This was sent to me by Precy, an office mate. Though I don’t believe in chain letters and messages, I’ll just post this here for you to check :)

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0471. It’s been said that God first separated the salt water from the fresh, made dry land, planted a garden, made animals and fish… All before making a human. He made and provided what we’d need before we were born. These are best & more powerful when eaten raw.  We’re such slow learners…

God left us a great clue as to what foods help what part of our body! Read more

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