Text Quotes and Text Messages 0526-0535: Funny Halloween Quotes, Text Messages and Stories

October 14, 2008 · Filed Under Halloween Quotes and Text Messages 

Ok, this is an advance post haha… I’ll be updating this later.

I’m still waiting for my friends to send me some Halloween Quotes

Update: I decided to include both english and tagalog halloween quotes and text messenges.

English Halloween Quotes and Messages

0526. What do you call a monster with no neck?  The Lost Neck Monster.

Tagalog Halloween Quotes and Messages

0529. Gusto mo bang masama sa isang pelikula? kasama mo pa nga sila, FPJ, Nida Blanka, Rudy Fernandez, Babalu at Rico Yan? Ang pamagat ng pelikula, Ikaw na lang ang hinihintay! ano payag ka ba?!?

0530. Kapag hindi ka makatulog, isipin mo na lang may katabi ka. Malamig, magulo ang buhok, at maputi ang balat. Oh, wag kang sisigaw, mahiya ka sa mga natutulog :P

0531. Pag ako namatay, gusto ko itong cel ko kasama sa kabaong ko…para pag namimiss mo ko, tetext mo na lang , tapos malay mo, unlimited ako, text text tayo heheehe

0532. Bakit ang mga multo mahahaba ang buhok? kasi baka pagtawanan lang sila, may pendong pa! :P

0533. If someone leaves you, don’t dare cry, smile and be happy. Pero bago mo sya palayain, ipagtapat mo ito sa kanya: isa akong DYOSA, pasalamat ka pinatulan kita! LAMANG LUPA!

0533. Ilan ang MULTO sa sementeryo??? Ilan? Edi MUL- TWO :P

0534. Junjun: Pa, may multo daw sa kusina natin?
Papa: Anak, sino naman nagsabi sa iyo niyan?
Junjun: Si Mama po!
Papa: Ay nako, wag ka nga magpapaniwala dun! wala namang multo eh! Ang mabuti pa samahan mo na lang ako sa kusina at iinom lang ako ng tubig!!

0534. Multo: Awoooooooooo!!!
Bata: wag poooo!!
Multo: ok
Bata: nyay!

0535. Anak: Tay, totoo po bang may multo?
Tatay: Anak walang multo! Bakit mo naitanong?
Anak: Sabi kasi ni yaya merong multo!
Tatay: Anak…Tangina naman, wala tayong yaya!

More Halloween Quotes and Text Messages soon

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Disclaimer: All Quotations, Jokes and Messages contained here are either received through SMS, E-mail or contributed through comments, and remain the intellectual property of their respective originators

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