Text Quotes and Text Messages 0525: Funny Tagalog Text Messages and Emails

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This was sent to me by a former officemate.. I can’t help but to make tawa hehe

10 Conyo-mandments
by Gerry Avelino and Arik Abu
1.  Thou shall make gamit “make+pandiwa”.
ex. “Let’s make pasok na to our class!”
“Wait lang! I’m making kain pa!”
“Come on na, we can’t make hintay anymore! It’s in Andrew pa, you
know?”

2. Thou shall make kalat “noh”, “diba” and “eh” in your pangungusap.
ex. “I don’t like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it’s like, so
eew, diba?”
“What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?”
“Eh as if you want naman also, diba?”

3. When making describe a whatever, always say “It’s SO pang-uri!”
ex. “It’s so malaki, you know, and so mainit!”
“I know right? So sarap nga, eh!”
“You’re making me inggit naman.. I’ll make bili nga my own burger.”

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation “dude”, ‘tsong” or “pare”
ex. “Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare.”
“I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh”

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex. “My bag is so bigat today, you know”
“I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book
eh!”

6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish .
ex. “I have so many tigyawats, oh!”

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex. “Like, it’s so init naman!”
“Yah! The aircon, it’s, like sira!”

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your
sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. “Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?”
“It’s so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?”

9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?”
ex. “Like, OMG! It’s like traffic sa LRT”
“I know right? It’s so kaka!”
“Kaka?”
“Kakaasar!”

10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full
effect!
ex. “I’m, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!”
“Me naman, I’m from Lazzahl!”

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9 Responses to “Text Quotes and Text Messages 0525: Funny Tagalog Text Messages and Emails”

  1. march on October 8th, 2008 7:59 am

    you know its so maganda….its very nakaka….nakakatuwa

  2. kim on October 17th, 2008 10:42 pm

    pedeng pa copy?… natutuwa talaga ako…

  3. jandi on November 7th, 2008 8:16 am

    ya, i know. its making me tawa really ;) )

    its like from Arrheneo, you know.

    its so, pare.
    nakaka.
    nakakatuwa.

  4. jelie on May 28th, 2009 9:02 am

    haha funny. obvious lasallian ang author. Namention kasi ang ENGANAL tsaka Andrew Bldg.

  5. cei on June 21st, 2009 8:15 pm

    ayux ang gnda n2. aha. pnkagsto ko ung # 10 tlgang ang kikay ng dating. haha :D arrHneO!!!!

  6. the_engineer on June 24th, 2009 7:07 pm

    hahah! dis is so funny.. girlie tlga ang drama, u know.. can i have a copy of this text?..

  7. cute on August 3rd, 2009 4:12 am

    haler.. wla lng..

  8. marlyn on September 24th, 2009 1:27 am

    yay!

  9. annah on November 4th, 2009 3:48 am

    what?i can’t understand!!!

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