Text Quotes and Text Messages 0526-0535: Funny Halloween Quotes, Text Messages and Stories

October 14, 2008 · Filed Under Halloween Quotes and Text Messages · 2 Comments 

Ok, this is an advance post haha… I’ll be updating this later.

I’m still waiting for my friends to send me some Halloween Quotes

Update: I decided to include both english and tagalog halloween quotes and text messenges.

English Halloween Quotes and Messages

0526. What do you call a monster with no neck?  The Lost Neck Monster. Read more

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Text Quotes and Text Messages 0525: Funny Tagalog Text Messages and Emails

October 1, 2008 · Filed Under Funny Text Messages · 3 Comments 

This was sent to me by a former officemate.. I can’t help but to make tawa hehe

10 Conyo-mandments
by Gerry Avelino and Arik Abu
1.  Thou shall make gamit “make+pandiwa”.
ex. “Let’s make pasok na to our class!”
“Wait lang! I’m making kain pa!”
“Come on na, we can’t make hintay anymore! It’s in Andrew pa, you
know?”

2. Thou shall make kalat “noh”, “diba” and “eh” in your pangungusap.
ex. “I don’t like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it’s like, so
eew, diba?”
“What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?”
“Eh as if you want naman also, diba?”
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