Text Quotes and Text Messages 0521 - 0523: Chain Letters and Stories

August 30, 2008 · Filed Under Chain Letters and Messages 

I keep on receiving a lot of chain letters and emails from our mailing list. So here they are I’m posting them here…

The Duck & the Devil (Chain E-mail)

There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm.
He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods.
He practiced in the woods; but he could never hit the target.
Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner.
As he was walking back he saw Grandma’s pet duck.
Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square inthe head and killed it. He was shocked and grieved!

In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile; only to see his
sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing.
After lunch the next day Grandma said, ‘Sally, let’s wash the dishes’
But Sally said, ‘Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen.’
Then she whispered to him, ‘Remember the duck?’
So Johnny did the dishes.

Later that day, Grandpa asked if the children wanted to go fishing andGrandma said, ‘I’m sorry but I need Sally to help make supper.’
Sally just smiled and said, ‘Well that’s all right because Johnny told me he wanted to help’
She whispered again, ‘Remember the duck?’ So Sally went fishing and Johnny stayed to help.
After several day of Johnny doing both his chores and Sally’s; he
finally couldn’t stand it any longer.
He came to Grandma and confessed that he had killed the duck.
Grandma knelt down, gave him a hug and said, ‘Sweetheart, I know. Yousee, I was standing at the window and I saw the whole thing, but because I love you, I forgave you. I was just wondering how long you would let Sally make a slave of you.’

Thought for the day and every day thereafter?

Whatever is in your past, whatever you have done… And the devil keeps throwing it up in your face (lying, cheating, debt, fear, bad habits, hatred, anger, bitterness, etc.) …whatever it is…You need to know that God was standing at the window and He saw the whole thing.

He has seen your whole life. He wants you to know that He loves you and that you are forgiven. He’s just wondering how long you will let the devil make a slave of you.

The great thing about God is that when you ask for forgiveness;
He not only forgives you, but He forgets.
It is by God’s grace and mercy that we are saved.
Go ahead and make the difference in someone’s life today.
Share this with a friend and always remember:
God is at the window!
When Jesus died on the cross; he was thinking of you!

More Chain Letters you can send to your friends

A married couple in their early 60s was  celebrating  their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic Married  couple  little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared  on their table.

She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married  couple and for being loving to each other for all this
time, I will  grant you each a wish.’

The wife answered, ‘Oh, I want to travel around  the world with my darling husband.’

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two  tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: ‘Well, this is  all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will
never come again.

I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife  30 years younger than me.’

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed,  but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!..the husband  became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful  bastards should remember  fairies are female…..

SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A  GOOD LAUGH …. AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!

More Chain letters and E-mail to follow

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