Text Quotes and Text Messages 0501 – 0520: Funny Tagalog Quotes/Jokes

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I received these funny quotes/tagalog jokes through our group mailing list :)

0501. It was an ex-PBB housemate (1st batch) who said this: “Big Brother, ginagawa po nila ako laughing stuff…”

0502. My friend and I were walking up the stairs of our schools new bldg. She said out of nowhere: “Imagine mo kung di ginawa ‘tong bldg, umaakyat tayo sa hangin?”

0503. Nadia Montenegro promoting her movie: “Please watch ‘The Life Story of Julie Vega’, opening na po on the twenty-twoth of November.”

0504. In a burger joint I heard a man say: “Miss, isa ngang ‘amusing’ aloha at saka ‘kidney’ meal.” Server: “Dine in po ba or to go?” The man answered: “Ayoko ng sago!”

0505. I was making cookies at home when I ran out of cookie sheets, so I called our maid and said: “Manang bili ka nga ng cookie sheet.” And she replied: “Ano po, solo o litro?” (coke is it)

0506. My friend said: “Ang galing ‘no, yung Ash Wednesday last year , Miyerkules din pumatak!”

0507. A non-Christian vendor selling a Last Supper painting: “Ma’am bili po kayo ng frame, maganda po ito, ‘Hesus and Company.”

0508. While watching “Apollo 13?, after she heard the line: ” Houston , we have a problem.” My ex-girlfriend asked: “Sino si Houston ?”

0509. My aunt was going to the US for the 1st time. She told us: “Nagpapabili ang tita niyo ng ‘autistic’ guitar. Saan ba nakakabili nun?”

0510. I once heard an emcee say: “Let’s give her a warm of applause!”

0511. Barker ng bus: Ah Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao, Cubao!!!” Pasahero: “Boss, Cubao?”

0512. An officemate of ours told us a story about driving alone in her car: “Alam niyo, pag nag-iisa ako, feeling ko…wala akong kasama…”

0513. I had a customer on the line who had a password on his account. I asked for the password but he forgot. I gave him a clue: “It’s a 4-digit number.” He answered, “Uhm…’ROCKY’ ?”

0514. I overheard a lady place an order at Starbucks: “One cup of chino please.”

0515. An officemate once asked: “Saan sa Quezon City ang Mandaluyong?”

0516. I had a meeting with a friend and I noticed that both of us were wearing stripes. He suddenly blurted out: “Uy, stripes din! It’s the color of the day!”

0517. When I saw that I got a missed call, I said, “Hey, I got a missed call!” My friend said, “Anong sabi?”

0518. We were reviewing for an exam and we were already dead tired. A classmate said, “Hala, brownout!” Pagtingin namin, nakapikit pala siya.

0519. A call center agent told a foreign customer regarding the changing of the due date of her credit card: “Ma’am, I already changed your monthly period.”

0520. A home economics teacher asked us: “How do you make wet floor and tow duff?” Translation: “How do you make wheat flour and tough dough”.

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25 Responses to “Text Quotes and Text Messages 0501 – 0520: Funny Tagalog Quotes/Jokes”

  1. hazel on February 12th, 2009 7:49 am

    nananananana

  2. mahalkosijudyb. on May 2nd, 2009 2:00 pm

    lol

  3. *ladyemo* on May 20th, 2009 7:19 pm

    ala po vah….new qoutes??

  4. rhaine on June 10th, 2009 6:03 am

    graveh …kakaLerki ung mga jokes nio …hahahah ..

  5. majoy navela on June 10th, 2009 8:09 pm

    hahar,, grabe tindi…

    kasakit ng tiyan hehehe…

  6. LEY:) on June 24th, 2009 12:46 am

    nkakatuwa!:) lalo na yng “We were reviewing for an exam and we were already dead tired. A classmate said, “Hala, brownout!” Pagtingin namin, nakapikit pala siya.” haha:)

  7. mimi on July 9th, 2009 8:07 pm

    hahahaha. kaka.. enjohy, it makes me fil better

  8. rodel on July 11th, 2009 12:35 am

    yung iba not so funny

  9. kellimar on August 12th, 2009 9:12 pm

    wow ang lupet!!!!!!!!!
    kaso yung iva hindi nakakatawa!!!!!!!!!
    wala pa bang bago

  10. patricia on August 14th, 2009 9:53 pm

    korni!!!!!!!!!

  11. kerr alvior on August 16th, 2009 5:00 am

    hahahhhhah…
    hindi naman mga jokes
    to…
    mga TANGA LANG talaga sila…

  12. sarah on August 18th, 2009 9:29 pm

    hahaha

    gwabe ahh..

    ka2tawa..

    hahaha

  13. venz on August 20th, 2009 9:05 pm

    hmp,,,,

    hamai,, kataw-ana,, didto,,,,,,, cja,,,

  14. xham xham on August 22nd, 2009 4:45 pm

    wahahahhaahahahhahaha

  15. KaikAi on August 23rd, 2009 10:03 pm

    ,hay Pag stress k nga naman oo simpleng jowks nt2wa kn,hahaha

  16. ADRIANNE on August 29th, 2009 12:05 am

    OA ANG MGA JOKES HND NAKAKATAWA

  17. yuri on September 1st, 2009 9:07 pm

    ang pa2ngit nmn lah b tlga iba?

  18. roaNnE on September 8th, 2009 6:57 pm

    .,AnyAmmeTt..
    .,MdU kOrNi..

  19. mih0her0ine on September 9th, 2009 4:57 am

    xoks!..katawa.. =))

  20. dhimpz02 on September 9th, 2009 6:24 am

    nYahahaha qA2tawa!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. rhea on October 29th, 2009 4:09 am

    toinx…… ano kea un????….. nkakatwa ung iba kya lng most ndi nkakatwa ehH…… IBA NMAN…. aula ba bgo????

  22. princess micah on November 4th, 2009 1:58 am

    wow grabe!ganda ng jokes nio! thanks! u make make laugh!keep up the good work!more power!Godbless!

  23. khylier on December 21st, 2009 2:19 am

    wha unti lng maganada ung iba hindi nha nakakatawa

  24. BOSZ Nii HUXBHiiE on January 1st, 2010 9:42 pm

    PFANGKET NMN NG QUOTES NIU ANG O.A

  25. jennivieduca on January 29th, 2010 12:08 am

    wahaha,,,,,my naligaw din konti na funy jokes

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