Text Quotes and Text Messages 0521 - 0523: Chain Letters and Stories

August 30, 2008 · Filed Under Chain Letters and Messages · Comment 

I keep on receiving a lot of chain letters and emails from our mailing list. So here they are I’m posting them here…

The Duck & the Devil (Chain E-mail)

There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm.
He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods.
He practiced in the woods; but he could never hit the target.
Getting a little discouraged, he headed back for dinner.
As he was walking back he saw Grandma’s pet duck.
Just out of impulse, he let the slingshot fly, hit the duck square inthe head and killed it. He was shocked and grieved!

In a panic, he hid the dead duck in the wood pile; only to see his
sister watching! Sally had seen it all, but she said nothing.
After lunch the next day Grandma said, ‘Sally, let’s wash the dishes’
But Sally said, ‘Grandma, Johnny told me he wanted to help in the kitchen.’ Read more

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Text Quotes and Text Messages 0501 - 0520: Funny Tagalog Quotes/Jokes

August 16, 2008 · Filed Under Funny Text Messages, Jokes, Tagalog Text Jokes · Comment 

I received these funny quotes/tagalog jokes through our group mailing list :)

0501. It was an ex-PBB housemate (1st batch) who said this: “Big Brother, ginagawa po nila ako laughing stuff…”

0502. My friend and I were walking up the stairs of our schools new bldg. She said out of nowhere: “Imagine mo kung di ginawa ‘tong bldg, umaakyat tayo sa hangin?”

0503. Nadia Montenegro promoting her movie: “Please watch ‘The Life Story of Julie Vega’, opening na po on the twenty-twoth of November.”

0504. In a burger joint I heard a man say: “Miss, isa ngang ‘amusing’ aloha at saka ‘kidney’ meal.” Server: “Dine in po ba or to go?” The man answered: “Ayoko ng sago!”

0505. I was making cookies at home when I ran out of cookie sheets, so I called our maid and said: “Manang bili ka nga ng cookie sheet.” And she replied: “Ano po, solo o litro?” (coke is it) Read more

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Text Quotes and Text Messages 0486 - 0500: Tagalog Sad Love Quotes

August 6, 2008 · Filed Under Sad Love Quotes, Tagalog Quotes · 24 Comments 

Are you feeling Sad? Your Friend is sad? Send them these tagalog sad love quotes para lalong maurat wahaha

0486.  Bakit ang tao pag love mo, iiwan ka. pag naman iniwan mo mamahalin ka.pag love mo syang talaga,may love nmng iba, bakit ganun,magulo? tulad mo :(

0487. Biniro kita, ginago mo ko. Nasaktan kita, tinarantado mo ko. Sa lahat ng ginawa ko, mas matindi ang ganti mo. Kaya ngayon, tanong ko lang. Bakit di mo pinantayan ang ginawa ko nung mahalin kita ng todo-todo?

0488. Palagay mo ba madali para sa akin ang hindi ka alalahanin, isipin, at kalimutan ka na ng ganun ganun lng…sa tingin mo nakakahinga ako ng maluwag? huh?! di madali ang buhay ko kung namimiss kita!!

0489. Ang hangin kahit saan pwede pumunta, pwede madama, at pwede mo makasama…Samantala ako nandito mag isa habang iniisip ka.  Sana hangin na lang ako para sa mga oras na ito…Magkasama tayo…

0490. Minsan may bumatok sa’kin sabay sabi, “Matauhan ka nga! Hindi ka n’ya mahal at ‘di na mamahalin pa!” Nasabi ko na lang…”So, dapat talaga may batok?!” Read more

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Text Quotes and Text Messages 0472 - 0485: Dirty Tagalog Text Jokes

August 6, 2008 · Filed Under Tagalog Text Jokes · 1 Comment 

These Tagalog Text Jokes were emailed to me by a friend. Wala yata magawa hehe

0472. Bakit natatakot bumaba ang mga babae sa jeep sa kanto ng TINIO st, sa San Pablo?
Answer: Kasi ang sigaw ng driver “O yun bababa, KANTO TINIO NA”!!!!!

0473. Bata : Tay paglaki ko gusto ko katulad mo.
Tatay: Ang bait ng anak ko, gusto rin maging doctor.
Bata : Hindi tay!! gusto ko rin tirahin si YAYA!!!

0474. DALAWANG LASING ANG SABAY UMIHI.

Lasing 1 : Pare, sobra ang tigas ng TITI ko, Uuwi na ako at yayariin ko muna si Misis.
Lasing 2 : Sasama ako sa iyo.
Lasing 1 : Baket?
Lasing 2 : E, sa akin ang yang hawak mong TITI eh !!!!
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