Text Quotes and Text Messages 0451 – 0470: Tagalog Text Jokes

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Joke Joke Joke time! More text Jokes

0451. Sa Math Class…
Teacher: Banong, kung meron akong 1 piraso ng karne at hinati ko ito, ilang
piraso na?
Banong: 2 po mam!
Teacher: At kung hnati ko pa pareho?
Banong: 4 na piraso po!
Teacher: Hinati ko ulit.
Banong: 8 piraso po.
Teacher: Hinati ko pa.
Banong: 16 po mam.
Teacher: Hinati ko pa?
Banong: 32 piraso na po!
Teacher: Kung hinati ko ulit?
Banong: 64 po! (nakangiti)
Teacher: At hinati ko pa? 2 beses ko pang hinati?
Banong: Ay susmaryosep mam! GINILING na po! GINILING!!!

Next Text Joke:

0452. SA BAKERY
Pulubi: Palimos po ng cake.
Ale: Aba, sosyal ka ah! Namalimos ka lang, gusto mo pang cake.. eto pandesal!
Pulubi: Duh! Ate?! Bday ko kaya today?!?

Joke Time:

0453. ANAK: Tay mag-ingat kayo sa DANKTRAK!.
TATAY: ano ung danktrak?
ANAK: Yunn pong trak na 10 ang gulong na karga buhangin?
TATAY: Tanga inde danktrak un…TEN MILLER!!!
Text Joke Again?

0454. Honeymoon…
BRIDE: Kinakabahan ako. Baka di ko makaya.. Parang natatakot ako.
GROOM- Kaya mo ito. Di ba dati may alaga kang ahas?
BRIDE- Oo nga, pero takot talaga ako sa UOD!!

0455. BOY: Wala akong kwentang anak para sa inyo! Lahat ng ginagawa ko puro mali! Lagi nalang ako mali!!! Di ‘nyo na ako mahal!
AMA: Nagkakamali ka anak?
BOY: Shet! Mali na naman ako!!!

0456. BF : May ibibigay akong gift sa iyo, pero hulaan mo muna!
GF: Sige, clue naman…
BF: Kailangan ito ng leeg mo.
GF: Kwintas?
BF: Hindi… PANGHILOD! SMILE!!!

0457. (Joke: Sa loob ng Mall)
GUY: LOVE, yan ang dati kong girlfriend.
Jowa: Ang pangit pangit naman!
GUY: Wala akong magagawa, yan talaga ang weakness ko ever since…

0458. JUDGE: Ano ba talaga nangyari?
ERAP: ? (di nagsasalita)
JUDGE: Sumagot ka sa tanong.
ERAP: Naman eh!!! Kala ko ba hearing lang to??? Bakit may speaking?

0459. NARS: doc, bat tinanggihan nyo yung pasyente?
DR: alin, yung bakla?
NARS: opo. Baka sabihin namimili tayo, porke bading siya.
DR: ano naman raraspahin ko sa kanya?

English Joke:

0460. FROG: what does my future hold?
FAIRY: you’ll meet someone who wants to know everything about you.
FROG: great! Will I meet her in a party?
FAIRY: no. in biology class

0461. More Tagalog Text Jokes to come…

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17 Responses to “Text Quotes and Text Messages 0451 – 0470: Tagalog Text Jokes”

  1. love » Blog Archive » Text Quotes and Jokes on April 22nd, 2008 7:28 pm

    [...] Dinesh Kumar Barupal wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptJoke Joke Joke time! Sa Math Class… Teacher: Banong, kung meron akong 1 piraso ng karne at hinati ko ito, ilang piraso na? Banong: 2 po mam! Teacher: At kung hnati ko pa pareho? Banong: 4 na piraso po! Teacher: Hinati ko ulit. … [...]

  2. donna on July 14th, 2008 6:48 am

    hoy…!!
    togggggggggggggggggg

  3. joshua on April 20th, 2009 4:41 am

    hahahahhhahahahha
    pede nuah pfouh
    ung jokes ½ lng phouh ng jokes quoh
    tangi na neo
    fuck you kayong lahat
    gago ,,/,,
    xxxxxxxxxxxxx
    x
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    x

  4. bhona GF q on April 21st, 2009 11:36 pm

    ngek chaka mu

  5. jhano on July 24th, 2009 3:00 am

    wow wow wow auzzz din huh….

  6. vanessa on August 10th, 2009 6:45 am

    …kakatawa naman pouh!!!!
    peo ung iba hindi nga lang pouh ndi masyaduh…peo tnx pouh…..nakakapag pasaya qouh ng mga ktx qouh!

  7. sheena samson on October 15th, 2009 6:52 pm

    ,,..d’ naman maxadong nakakatawa jokes nyo ehh,,..
    slight lng nakakatawa,,…
    hehehee,,,
    mas nakakatawa pa nga yung FACE ko dyan eh,,..
    hehehehe
    (mukhang kabayo)

  8. rEd_lOver143 on October 17th, 2009 3:12 am

    bOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOrinG..!!

  9. aisha on November 3rd, 2009 2:20 am

    hihihih!! anu daw???

  10. annah on November 4th, 2009 3:33 am

    funny!!!

  11. glendy on November 11th, 2009 8:27 pm

    guy’zzz nakakaaliw ung mga slitah nio…sna mrami pah ka u mgawang jokes…….

  12. melix^_^ on November 20th, 2009 12:08 am

    yaygs..walang kadating dating..
    hmmmmppphh..ung sa iba..!!!
    kala nio ung senio..
    nice!! toinks
    bounce..bounce

  13. erit on November 20th, 2009 9:12 pm

    ndi nk2tawa…
    hahaha

  14. katherine on November 22nd, 2009 1:21 am

    naka2twa ang gling nyo po gmwa ng jokes sna po dagdagan nyo pa tnx po nptwa nyo ako

  15. jessieristephxia on December 5th, 2009 5:16 am

    . . . . owkie lang naman ang jokes . .

    . . .pero may kaunting kulang . . .

  16. makmak on December 6th, 2009 7:49 pm

    hakhak nice jokes usta ko pa…..
    bitin ehh ! ! ! !

  17. kite on January 11th, 2010 6:00 am

    hakhak nkaka 2wa hMmf Gwa pa kEo dmE pawA mazaya

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