Text Quotes and Text Messages 0401 – 0420: Tagalog Jokes

January 23, 2008 · Filed Under Tagalog Text Jokes 

Some Funny tagalog text messages and jokes

0401. A doctor is in danger of losing his license to practice medicine. He was caught having sex with his patients. Its such a shame. Sayang talaga, he was a good veterinarian pa naman :)

0402. Ano english ng ‘Baka masuwerte ako’? … ‘Beef Lucky Me’
Ano english ng ‘Masuwerte ako Inay’? … ‘Lucky me mami’
Ano english ng ‘Masuwerte akong lalaki?…’Lucky me with egg’ :)

0403. During the cremation: All the relatives stood in silence. Everybody was silent till a child suddenly asked out of curiousity…’Ma, hindi pa ba luto?’

0404. Did you know that:
- Cockroaches have fingers and nails?
-rats are visual learners?
-ball pens in the earlier times are used as needles in making umbrellas?
-the saliva of an ostrich is used in making cheese?
Galing no?
lahat yan, imbento ko lang hahaha! :)

0405. PASYENTE: Magkano mag pa face lift?
DOCTOR: Yung complete treatment, PHP145,000.00
PASYENTE: And mahal! ano ba pinakamura para mag mukha akong bata?
DOCTOR: Eto Tsupon, 20.00 lang!
Here are some Tagalog Funny Jokes and Text messages that you can send to your friends

0406. Limit your sex life. Do it only on days that start with letter ‘T’
Tuesday,Thursday, Today, Tonite, Tomorrow, Tatorday, Tanday, Taumaga, Tatanghali, tagabi, tahapon :)

0407. Boy Abunda: Kung ihahalintulad mo ang iyong sarili sa isang kasangkapan sa bahay, ano ka?
Mahal: Kachi chimple lang ako ticho boy…Chiguro chupa, mahilig chalaga ako cha chupa…ancharap kachi minchan machulog cha chupa… :)

0408. Juan to Poso Negro Services on the phone:
Juan: Hello, Good Morning manong, humihigop po ba kayo ng poso negro?
PNS: Yes sir, bakit po?
Juan: Masarap?? :)

0409. PANGIT MO!
P-erfect
A-ttractive
N-ice
G-orgeos
I-ntelligent
T-ulad ko!
NAKS!.. Ngiti sya. Kala mo kung ano na no? i-Forward mo rin sa ibang PANGIT! :)

0410. Sabi nila, Love make your heart beat fast…
Your Body feel flushed with excitement, and your mind go around in circles…
Love kaya yon?!
O gutom lang?!! :P

0411. 3 monkeys escaped from the zoo.
the first was caught watching tv…
the second was caught in the park…
and the third…
..
..
Hindi Ikaw!
Bakit lagi mo na lang iniisip na unggoy ka? wag ganun!! :P

0412. When I wad in grade 1 my teacher gave me question. about what i want to be when i grow up.I answer happy.
Teacher:You didn’t understand the question.
Kid:you didn’t understand life..
dugo ilong nya ehh grade 1 plng ako :)

0413. JOKES:
APO: La punta ka ba sa tipar?
LOLA: Ano ang tipar apo?
APO: TIPAR is party!
LOLA: SOS!! walang kwentang salita PS kayong lahat..!!
APO: Ano yung PS lola?
LOLA: PAKING SHIT!!

0414. son to his dad…SON: dad baket nyo ako pinangalanan na Conrado Domingo…now my friends call me CONDOM…

Grab that cellphone and text some jokes to your friends now!

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Sent/Texted by:
loraine
Jean
Kio
Jay
Noel

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17 Responses to “Text Quotes and Text Messages 0401 – 0420: Tagalog Jokes”

  1. ann marayaan on September 15th, 2008 3:01 pm

    funny jud as in cge mi twa ko friend”

  2. janina on November 14th, 2008 11:48 pm

    hahaha funny msayado
    nakakatawa

  3. teddy bear 05 on December 21st, 2008 4:31 am

    HEHEHAHAHAHEHEH KATAWA GRABE

  4. kat^^ on January 6th, 2009 6:18 pm

    and kulet!! ehehe!!^^

  5. jayza on January 25th, 2009 8:30 am

    aztig yan lahat ha
    ]
    ]hahahahahahahaha

  6. louie on April 21st, 2009 9:17 pm

    ang chaka mu!! igay mu nlng no. mu sakin GURL k b ??

  7. bhona GF q on April 21st, 2009 9:23 pm

    pnuh ba mg login d2

  8. bhona GF q on April 21st, 2009 9:24 pm

    pnu b mag login d2

  9. bhona GF q on April 21st, 2009 9:25 pm

    pnu b mag login d2 kakatawa

  10. bhona GF q on April 21st, 2009 9:26 pm

    kakatawa sobra ang chaka^^
    teddy bear kilala b kita

  11. bhona GF q on April 21st, 2009 11:39 pm

    bhona luv u

  12. louie on April 21st, 2009 11:41 pm

    bhona iluv u mhal n mhal kita omiz wahaha

  13. louie on April 21st, 2009 11:42 pm

    panget nmhan ng mga quotes nio^^

  14. espenzer Tim gwapo on June 8th, 2009 5:15 am

    wla b kayong magandagandang qoutes puro kayo makaluma cguro 70 years old na gumawa d2 nohh!

  15. espenzer Tim gwapo on June 8th, 2009 5:18 am

    bhona i love u also!^^

  16. espenzer Tim gwapo on June 8th, 2009 5:20 am

    can u make a funny qoutes please wag kaung masyadong kornee

  17. Wish master on June 8th, 2009 5:24 pm

    Wala n bng ikako-korny yan. . Wahaha. .

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