Text Quotes and Text Messages 0401 - 0420: Tagalog Jokes

January 23, 2008 · Filed Under Tagalog Text Jokes · 1 Comment 

Some Funny tagalog text messages and jokes

0401. A doctor is in danger of losing his license to practice medicine. He was caught having sex with his patients. Its such a shame. Sayang talaga, he was a good veterinarian pa naman :)

0402. Ano english ng ‘Baka masuwerte ako’? … ‘Beef Lucky Me’
Ano english ng ‘Masuwerte ako Inay’? … ‘Lucky me mami’
Ano english ng ‘Masuwerte akong lalaki?…’Lucky me with egg’ :)

0403. During the cremation: All the relatives stood in silence. Everybody was silent till a child suddenly asked out of curiousity…’Ma, hindi pa ba luto?’

0404. Did you know that:
- Cockroaches have fingers and nails?
-rats are visual learners?
-ball pens in the earlier times are used as needles in making umbrellas?
-the saliva of an ostrich is used in making cheese?
Galing no?
lahat yan, imbento ko lang hahaha! :) Read more

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Text Quotes and Text Messages 0381 - 0400: Valentine’s Day Quotes

January 13, 2008 · Filed Under Love Quotes and Text Messages, Valentine's Day Quotes · Comment 

Valentine’s Day is near, send your love thoughts and text messages to your friend to remind them of this unforgettable holiday
0381. Every moment is a chance to touch someone’s heart, so here I am keeping in touch so you’ll remember that in this world of 6 billion people, you matter to me.. Happy Valentine’s Day

0382. One day you’ll look at a person and see more than you did before..Like a switch that was flicked from nowhere and the person who was just a friend, is suddenly the person you just can’t live without…

0383. I may failed to say that I care
I may have failed to open up and to share
But though no words have been spoken..
I swear..
I’ll always be someone who cares…
Happy Valentine’s Day

0384. I never been good with expressing what I feel..but I hope in some way, somehow I have made you feel that you are very much appreciated…that you’ve just made me enjoy life …thanks for everything

0385. So many of us fear tomorrow or regret yesterday. Me? I won’t fear tomorrow If I’d get to be with you and I don’t regret yesterday, because one yesterday..i met you :) Happy Valentine’s Day! Read more

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Text Quotes and Text Messages 0361 - 0380: Jokes and Funny Text Messages

January 10, 2008 · Filed Under Funny Text Messages, Jokes · 2 Comments 

A collection of Jokes and Funny Text Messages you can send to your friends :)

0361. A nice philosophy in life: “Everything always ends up alright, If things are not alright, then it’s not yet the end” :)

0362. DIVORCE VS. MURDER
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, “I would like to buy some cyanide.”The pharmacist asked, “Why in the world do you need cyanide?”The lady replied, “I need it to poison my husband.”The pharmacist’s eye got big and he exclaimed, “Lord have mercy! I can’t give you cyanide to kill your husband. That’s against the law! I’ll lose my license! They’ll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.
Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide! “The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, “Well now, that’s different. You didn’t tell me you had a prescription.” Read more

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Text Quotes and Text Messages 0341 - 0360: Friendship Quotes and Text Messages

January 7, 2008 · Filed Under Friendship Text Messages · 4 Comments 

0341. It doesn’t mean I care no more when I prefer to be silent…remember that presence is not measured on how often you talk, but its how often you listen don’t worry, I’m just here….Always….

0342. I can be a lover, a player, a flirt. but that’s just not my style…I’m nothing but a good person, with a naughty sweet innocent smile :)
0343. Harry Potter visited me last night and invited me to hogwarts where I can see magic, I was about to go but I changed my mind…Why? Because I thought of something better to do.. and that’s to experience magic with you :)

0344. When my arms can’t reach SPECIAL people like you, I hug them with my prayers. May you be filled with STRENGTH, LOVE, PEACE and BLESSINGS. God Bless!
0345. You can never changed the past nor control the future but you can change the mood of the day by touching someone’s….
….
….
‘Private Organ’
‘THE HEART’
now your smiling :) Read more

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Text Quotes and Text Messages 0321 - 0340: Inspirational Quotes and Messages

January 4, 2008 · Filed Under Inspirational Quotes and Text Messages · 1 Comment 

More Inspirational Quotes and Text Messages you can send to your friends and loved ones.

0321. Life holds no promises to what will come our way. It makes no guarantees as what we will have. It just gives us time to make choices and to make chances.

0322. Life is like a music…It has its high notes and low notes. No matter how high or low, KEEP IN TUNE with God and you’ll never go out of tune in the music of life.

0323. The life and love we create is the life and love we live.

0324. Do you love life? then, do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of.

0325. Life is not lost by dying! Life is lost minute by minute, day by day, by dragging day in all the small, uncaring ways. Read more

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Text Quotes and Text Messages 0301 - 0320: Love Quoteslove

January 4, 2008 · Filed Under Love Quotes and Text Messages · 2 Comments 

Secret Love? Sweet Love? another love quotes collection for you to share with your friends

0301. I am passing this message to the person:
- Who makes me smile,
- Who is special,
- Who is a part of my life,
- and someone I will treasure forever

0302. How to keep someone? Try to be perfect, but not too much. Be considerate but don’t tolerate Be good but not too nice Be consistent, not persistent and most of all… JUST LOVE, Never ask…

0303. Where the heart is willing, it will find a thousand ways, But where the heart is weak, it will find a housand excuses!

0304. Caring for someone is like a tree– it’s not measured by how tall it could be but by how the roots have grown deep.

0305. The finest part of a good person’s life is the little unknown acts of kindness and love. We obtain happiness not because we do great things but because we do small things with great love Read more

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