Text Quotes and Text Messages 0251 – 0260: Tagalog Text Jokes

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0251. Minsan mas masarap masaktan, umasa, lokohin, mapag laruan at gawing tanga, kasi mas natututo tayo, mas tumitibay. Pero ang totoo mas masarap masaktan dahil masarap mag inuman! ehehehe!

0252. wife: Hon sino si Trixie?
Husband: ah kabayo yun, yung pinustahan ko sa karera
wife: ah ganun? sige sagutin mo ang telepono, tumatawag yung kabayo :)

0253. Friend kita kaya ayokong nakikitang nasasaktan ka… kaya pag nakita kong may lamok sa iyong mukha, ……tatagain ko :)

0254. I send you this fish ><(((,”> as a sign of our friendship, alagaan mo sya  sa cel mo ha? once a week, ilublob mo sa tubig celphone mo para di sya mamatay! hehehe

0255. More tagalog JOkes and text messages soon

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9 Responses to “Text Quotes and Text Messages 0251 – 0260: Tagalog Text Jokes”

  1. jemi on November 25th, 2008 8:47 am

    hahaha

  2. geraldine vergara on March 25th, 2009 5:56 am

    pazahan nyo naman ako ng love quotes oh ang gaganda kc eh cge ingat

  3. florence guiao on June 13th, 2009 2:01 am

    pasahan nyoko love qoutes huh
    ganda kc.. :)

  4. pooh on July 3rd, 2009 11:07 pm

    hahah mag bigay aman keu ng nakakatawa

  5. ferlie or licute on July 3rd, 2009 11:09 pm

    hahaha rizia

  6. ernesto maglanque on July 4th, 2009 4:12 am

    hahah ganda ng quotes nyo gawa pa kayo!!

  7. geraldine vergra on July 19th, 2009 3:12 am

    ang gaganda tlga ng quotes kcng ganda ko ey jejeje

  8. juvelyn on October 4th, 2009 11:31 pm

    pasahan nio aqoh!!ng mga quotes ha????

  9. eunice & elijah on November 5th, 2009 8:36 am

    ang gnda ng quotes sna gmawa p
    kyo ng mdami…love quotes gwin nyu..

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