Text Quotes and Text Messages 0201 - 0210: Tagalog Jokes

December 23, 2007 · Filed Under Tagalog Quotes 

Looking for Tagalog Jokes? here are some Jokes that was forwarded to me by my friends. I can’t help but laugh :)

0201. Sa tuwing may tampuhan, madalas sabihin, ‘Sorry di ko sinasadya’….’Sensya na di na mauulit’…’Galit ka pa ba?’… di ba mas masarap pakinggan kung sasabihig ‘Eto P1000.00 bati na tayo ha?’ :)

0202. Mahirap kapag walang nagmamahal…walang karamay sa problema…madalas walang kausap…malamig ang pasko pati na ang valentines…..Pero ang mas mahirap mag isa……’kapag naka sakay ka sa seesaw! di gagalaw! badtrip!

0203. Aaminin ko…sa lahat ng mga ka text ko…ikaw ang gusto ko..masaya kang ka text…IBANG IBA KA SA KANILA……kasi ….di ka nag rereply…

0204. DAD: anak bading ka ba?

SON: aba dad alam nyo ba na takot sa akin ang mga classmates ko? Respetado ako sa school.
DAD: talaga anak?
SON: Oo dad! tawag nga nila sa akin… MAHAL NA REYNA!

0205. May 2 lalaking magkapatid.
b1: Gising na dyan, kakain na tayo, pumili ka na don
Bumangon si b1 at tiningnan kung ano ang ulam.
B2: o isang tuyo lang yun, ano pagpipilian ko
B1: ang sabi ko pumili ka kung kakain ka o hindi :P

0206.  Mrs. Tanoy is a very kuripot housewife. When her husband died, she in inquired with the newspaper, asking the price for the obituary. The ad taker said: “300 pesos for 5 words.” She said: “Pwede ba 2 words lang? ‘Tanoy dead’ ” Ad taker: “No mam. 5 words is the minimum.” After thinking for a while, Mrs. Tanoy said: “Ok, para sulit, ilagay mo, “TANOY DEAD, TOYOTA FOR SALE ”

0207. Bata: Pabili po ng ubas. Tindera: Wala kaming ubas. [Kinabukasan...] Bata: Pabili po ng ubas. Tindera: Wala nga kaming ubas. Isa pang tanong mo, iistapler ko na yang bibig mo! [Kinabukasan...] Bata: May istapler kayo? Tindera: Wala, bakit? Bata: Pabili ng ubas.. ^,^

0208. An Eat Bulaga contestant was asked by Joey and Vic: “Ano sa Tagalog ang grasshopper?” Contestant: “Ahmm. . .Huling Hapunan?”

0209. In Wowowee, the question was: “Kung ang ’sigaw’ ay ’shout’ sa Inggles, ano naman sa Tagalog ang ‘whisper’?” The contestant answered: “Napkin!”

0210.  We were marketing for an org event, when one of my orgmates wanted to clear the definition of the types of sponsors (Major, Minor, Patron, etc.) So she asked her grandma: “Lola, anong mas mataas sa Patron?” Her lola replied: “Patron? Eh di Shell!”

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    3 Responses to “Text Quotes and Text Messages 0201 - 0210: Tagalog Jokes”

    1. kay on July 19th, 2008 9:06 am

      ok n ok

    2. domimique on October 10th, 2008 9:17 pm

      sb nla msrap mgmhal per0 d pla s simula masrp per0 s bndang huli mssktn k lng

    3. AiA on December 31st, 2008 4:26 am

      ang korni ng mga jokes dito..

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