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This was sent to me by Precy, an officemate. Though I don’t believe in chain letters and messages, I’ll just post this here for you check 
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It’s been said that God first separated the salt water from the fresh, made dry land, planted a garden, made animals and fish… All before making a human. He made and provided what we’d need before we were born. These are best & more powerful when eaten raw. We’re such slow learners…
God left us a great clue as to what foods help what part of our body! Read more
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- Sa Math Class…
Teacher: Banong, kung meron akong 1 piraso ng karne at hinati ko ito, ilang
piraso na?
Banong: 2 po mam!
Teacher: At kung hnati ko pa pareho?
Banong: 4 na piraso po!
Teacher: Hinati ko ulit.
Banong: 8 piraso po.
Teacher: Hinati ko pa.
Banong: 16 po mam.
Teacher: Hinati ko pa?
Banong: 32 piraso na po!
Teacher: Kung hinati ko ulit?
Banong: 64 po! (nakangiti)
Teacher: At hinati ko pa? 2 beses ko pang hinati?
Banong: Ay susmaryosep mam! GINILING na po! GINILING!!! - SA BAKERY
Pulubi: Palimos po ng cake.
Ale: Aba, sosyal ka ah! Namalimos ka lang, gusto mo pang cake.. eto pandesal!
Pulubi: Duh! Ate?! Bday ko kaya today?!? - ANAK: Tay mag-ingat kayo sa DANKTRAK!.
TATAY: ano ung danktrak?
ANAK: Yunn pong trak na 10 ang gulong na karga buhangin?
TATAY: Tanga inde danktrak un…TEN MILLER!!! - Honeymoon…
BRIDE: Kinakabahan ako. Baka di ko makaya.. Parang natatakot ako.
GROOM- Kaya mo ito. Di ba dati may alaga kang ahas?
BRIDE- Oo nga, pero takot talaga ako sa UOD!! - BOY: Wala akong kwentang anak para sa inyo! Lahat ng ginagawa ko puro mali! Lagi nalang ako mali!!! Di ‘nyo na ako mahal!
AMA: Nagkakamali ka anak?
BOY: Shet! Mali na naman ako!!! - Why do baby angels serve as cupids? that is to remind us that love never grows old… and why cupids’ arrow directed to the heart? To remind us that true love HURTS. Happy Valentine’s Day
- I never wished for someone who offer me the moon and the stars…Just someone to lay down with and watch them is enough…:)
- Valentine’s Day is…….. Single Awareness day
- In the spirit of Valentine’s day let’s celebrate LOVE in whatever form it comes….Partners, Family, Friends…. HAPPY HEART’S DAY!!! :*
- Valentines is not only for lovers… But should also be the time to reflect on our past lovers and hope that they are alive… alone…. and miserable bwahahahaha!
..It’s never the tears that measure the pain…
..sometimes, it’s the smile we fake just to show others we’re ok
- The only way to know if the person you love really loves you…
is when you give him/her the taste of hell…
yet…
s/he still feels like heaven with you - It’s when your mind says let go, but your heart tells you to hold on
It’s when you dream of that person almost every night only to wake up in the morning with tears in your eyes… and most of all, it’s when no matter how you try to forget that person, you just can’t … ‘coz of the fact that you love that person and you just don’t know why
Texted by: Jay - They met. But the timing isn’t right.
She had her reasons & he had his.
They’re both confused. So they decided to part ways.
She wants him to wait, he said he will. Whatever it takes..
Years later, they saw each other. But too much time has passed. Too late to make it work.
People change, so as the heart - Why do you always look for someone perfect when what you really need is someone real?
Why do you take for granted someone who cares a lot for you?
Why do you fool around when you know someone gets hurt?
The answer is simple: ’cause you love and value yourself more than anyone else that you fail to value those who love you more than themselves
Texted by Noel 
Limit your sex life. Do it only on days that start with letter ‘T’
Tuesday,Thursday, Today, Tonite, Tomorrow, Tatorday, Tanday, Taumaga, Tatanghali, tagabi, tahapon
Texted By: Noel- Boy Abunda: Kung ihahalintulad mo ang iyong sarili sa isang kasangkapan sa bahay, ano ka?
Mahal: Kachi chimple lang ako ticho boy…Chiguro chupa, mahilig chalaga ako cha chupa…ancharap kachi minchan machulog cha chupa… - Juan to Poso Negro Services on the phone:
Juan: Hello, Good Morning manong, humihigop po ba kayo ng poso negro?
PNS: Yes sir, bakit po?
Juan: Masarap??
Texted by: Jay - PANGIT MO!
P-erfect
A-ttractive
N-ice
G-orgeos
I-ntelligent
T-ulad ko!
NAKS!.. Ngiti sya. Kala mo kung ano na no? i-Forward mo rin sa ibang PANGIT! - Sabi nila, Love make your heart beat fast…
Your Body feel flushed with excitement, and your mind go around in circles…
Love kaya yon?!
O gutom lang?!!
- 3 monkeys escaped from the zoo.
the first was caught watching tv…
the second was caught in the park…
and the third…
..
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Hindi Ikaw!
Bakit lagi mo na lang iniisip na unggoy ka? wag ganun!!
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